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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4813 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 7299 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 194 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.
So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!
