New Minecraft Servers 2025

self-pleasuring Minecraft Servers

self-pleasuring Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBaeFinder

    BlockyBaeFinder
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7278
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 212
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be too busy building pixelated castles to even remember who you last masturbated to! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a secret love affair with a blocky pig. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4

    Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5228
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Falling into the Void: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Crops Grown: 3755 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Features
    Choose a class with various skills
    Level up RPG style and craft unique items
    Battle diverse mobs and challenge new bosses
    Descend into massive dungeons
    Fly on dragons and explore new biomes
    Engage in player shops, auctions and factories
    Protect your fortress and riches with land claims
    QOL features like player warps, /sethome, /tpa
    Immersive experience with new textures, models, and sounds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I choose my class? Yes, players can choose a class with various skills.
    Are there bosses to challenge? Yes, there are over 40 new bosses to challenge.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server.
    What kind of economy features are available? Players can engage in player shops, auctions, and factories.
    Are there protection features for my possessions? Yes, players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims.
    Is there a resource pack required to play? Yes, players can simply accept the resource pack on join.
    Is the server free to play? Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CuteCraft Minecraft Server

    CuteCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7241
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ores Mined: 6292
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArcticRain Minecraft Server

    ArcticRain Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1540
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Star Shards Collected: 154
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s colder than your ex’s heart, wetter than a soggy sponge, cozier than a Snuggie, safer than a bank vault, and friendlier than a Golden Retriever on Prozac? Look no further, because our server has all that and more!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

    So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BBQBlockParty Minecraft Server

    BBQBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2342
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 60 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your husband inviting all his work buddies over to your house for a BBQ without even asking you first? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual sanctuary away from nosy coworkers and intrusive medical assistants.

    On our server, you can create a massive castle surrounded by lava moats and guard dogs to keep out unwanted guests. You can even set up booby traps to deter anyone trying to invade your personal space. And if your husband tries to invite his work friends to your virtual home, just hit him with a virtual diamond sword and send him packing!

    So if you’re tired of feeling guilted into hosting awkward gatherings at your real-life house, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as private and introverted as you want. Plus, we have a strict “no coworkers allowed” policy, so you can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet in your own virtual world. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests invading your personal space!

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  • NoPaparazziPlz

    NoPaparazziPlz
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7827
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 4268 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Star Shards Collected: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all gym drama with virtual blocks! Join us for a chance to reenact this wild gym encounter in a pixelated world filled with adventure and hilarity.

    Picture this: you’re in the gym, ready to help a fellow player achieve their PR on barbell squats. But wait, they want to record the whole thing for their fitness influencer aspirations! Will you agree to be on camera, or will you dodge the spotlight like a pro? The choice is yours, but beware of accusations of body shaming and awkward encounters with revealing outfits.

    Join us on this server for a chance to navigate through gym etiquette, virtual style. Who knows, you might even come across a virtual trainer who can help you out (or not, because let’s be real, gym trainers are always busy in Minecraft land).

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a workout of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life gym drama when you can have it all in the world of blocks and pixels? See you there, gym warriors!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAddiction Minecraft Server

    CraftyAddiction Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 463
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4102 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never want to leave! Our server is so addictive, it’s harder to quit than trying to break up with a clingy Enderman. Once you start playing, you’ll be hooked like a zombie on brains. Seriously, we’ve had players try to uninstall Minecraft from their computer, only to find it magically reinstalled itself because our server has mind control powers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to break free from the most addictive Minecraft server in the world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeliefCraft

    BeliefCraft
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5398
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Crops Grown: 8625
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3213 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you believe in the power of unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience a world where gravity is optional, pigs can talk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT cannons are no joke). Remember, on this server, anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant rubber duck). See you in the game!

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  • FemboyCraft – Equality in Pixels

    FemboyCraft – Equality in Pixels
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8986
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 497
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic minecraft server where femboy and female have the same meaning! Why? Because we believe in equality for all genders, even in the virtual world of blocks and pixels.

    Come build your dream castle with your femboy or female friends, or maybe even both! The possibilities are endless, just like the confusion between femboy and female on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly femboy who roams the land at night, scaring unsuspecting players with his fabulous outfits and sassy attitude. Will you be brave enough to face him?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world where femboy and female are one and the same. It’s sure to be a gender-bending adventure you won’t soon forget!

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  • Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piñatas and infinite prestiges!

    Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piñatas and infinite prestiges!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 850
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Crops Grown: 6379
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Interested in a OP Prison Server?
    Join our servers here:
    Java IP: mc.astrocraft.org
    Bedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org

    Welcome to Hyperion!

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 9! COMPLETELY REVAMPED! NEW SPAWN! PRIVATE MINES! NEW CUSTOM FISHING UPDATE OUT NOW! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Hyperion a pay-to-win server? No, everything can be obtained by playing the game.
    What are some of the rewards from crates? Mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and more!
    How can I level up my fishing skills? Go fishing in the ocean at the spawn area and complete activities.
    What can I do in the Warzone? Participate in scheduled KOTH’s, Envoy’s, mine magma blocks for rewards, and more.
    What is the PvP tier system? It is a system in place to rank players based on their PvP skills.

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 7401
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 114
    Runes Activated: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 349
    Zombie Dances: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a wild and wacky community that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can explore the depths of /b/ and witness the craziest political debates you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, we have plenty of veiny cock pictures to keep you entertained in between building sessions.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!

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