self pleasure practices Minecraft Servers

Self Pleasure Practices

  • Cope Sturbation Minecraft Server

    Cope Sturbation Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamond blocks. But here’s the twist – the diamond blocks were actually enchanted with the power to make your character do the floss dance every time you mined them! How hilarious is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon that gives you super speed for 10 minutes. Imagine zooming around the map like a bacon-powered superhero! And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs and creeper cows that explode into confetti when you defeat them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined

    MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t sacrifice childhoods for sports superstardom! Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think running laps at 5am is the key to success.

    On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.

    Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?

    So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkinnyMineyCrafty

    SkinnyMineyCrafty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other nagging you to work out and lose weight? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that again. Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that won’t add a single pound to your waistline. Plus, our in-game workouts are so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets in no time. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? Join now and say goodbye to real-life exercise forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBucksCapChina

    BlockyBucksCapChina

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExMemeHeartbreakCraft

    ExMemeHeartbreakCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha, remember that time you were scrolling through memes and you found the funniest one ever? well, imagine if you could share that meme with all your exes on a minecraft server! join our server and let the memes heal your broken heart. who needs love when you have memes, right? come join us for a meme-tastic time and maybe even find a new love in the form of a blocky pig or something. don’t be sad, be meme-tiful on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Welcome to HearthCraft, where you can craft your way to happiness! No resets, just pure griefing and economy fun! 15 online daily!

    Welcome to HearthCraft, where you can craft your way to happiness! No resets, just pure griefing and economy fun! 15 online daily!

    New Minecraft Servers

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Pay-to-win 0% pay-to-win store
    Server Age Since October 2018
    Special Features Resource worlds, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboards
    Technical Details Runs on dedicated server, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I use pay-to-win features on this server?

    No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store.

    2. Are there regular world resets?

    No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

    3. Is there a live map available for the server?

    Yes, you can view the live map here.

    4. What are the server rules?

    You can find the server rules here.

    5. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server using the IP: play.hearthcraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft server: DawntrailCraftxiv

    Minecraft server: DawntrailCraftxiv

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We are the face of chaos and mayhem, where mercy is just a word in the dictionary.

    Join our server for a chance to participate in insane in-game events that will blow your mind! From explosive creeper races to epic battles against giant zombies, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign – you won’t believe the crazy prizes we’re giving away!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got resources, Femra companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

    EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

    Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

    So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacationVillain or HospitalHoudini

    VacationVillain or HospitalHoudini

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s mood swings? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures! Just like your sister, our server has a history of ups and downs, but we promise it’s never a dull moment.

    With our server, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your sister goes off her meds! Explore our virtual world filled with surprises and challenges that will keep you on your toes, just like trying to navigate a conversation with your sister during a manic episode.

    Join us for a crazy ride that’s as unpredictable as your sister’s anxiety attacks. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Plus, just like your sister, our server is always there for you, even when you least expect it.

    So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s coming next. Just like your sister’s latest breakdown, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP