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BlockyBaeFinder

BlockyBaeFinder, erotic imagination, erotic thoughts, FANTASY, intimate moments, intimate thoughts, Masturbation, personal gratification, private fantasies, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-pleasure practice, self-pleasure session, self-pleasuring, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, solo pleasure, Solo Sex

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be too busy building pixelated castles to even remember who you last masturbated to! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a secret love affair with a blocky pig. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

QuoteCraft SMP

daily inspiration, empowering words, famous quotes, favorite quote, favorite saying, Inspirational, life lessons, memorable quotes, motivational, motivational quotes, personal mantra, positive affirmations, positivity, QuoteCraft, quotes to live by, Saying, smp, Timeless wisdom, Uplifting, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to remember

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

HateflixMC

audience favorite, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, critically acclaimed, different taste, dislike, dissenting view, divergent opinion, film, hate, HateflixMC, Mainstream, Movie, not a fan, not for me, opinion, Overrated, polarizing film, unpopular opinion, widely loved

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Potions Brewed:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mines Excavated:	2240
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

academic publishing, academic success, blocky, breaks, career longevity, career progression, career retention, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender gap, men in science, men scientists, research, scientific article, scientific career, Scientific community, scientific publication, scientific research, scientific study, scientists, STEM, study, women in science, women scientists

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5131
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChocoCraft SMP

brand, candy, chococraft, Chocolate, chocolate brand, Cocoa, confectionery, craving, DELICIOUS, dessert, favourite, favourite brand, favourite chocolate brand, indulgence, luxury, Popular, smp, snack, SWEET, Tasty, top choice, Treat

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	5289	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	5966	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!