We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground club where the creepers do the Macarena.
Plus, the diamonds are so shiny they make your mom’s jewelry look like trash from a dumpster fire.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional explosive sheep prank.
We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!
Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!
Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?
Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!
You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.
We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.
But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.
So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.
But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!
don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!
ALSO, AFTER DA TORNADO, U CAN FEEL DA POST-TORNADO DISTRESS AND SEE IF U CAN REBUILD UR MINECRAFT HOUSE LIKE A PRO. AND GENDER? YEAH, WE GOT GENDER IN MINECRAFT NOW, SO U CAN CHOOSE IF U WANNA BE A MALE OR FEMALE CHARACTER.
JOIN DIS SERVER NOW FOR DA WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND DIE, BUT DAT’S PART OF DA FUN, RIGHT? LOL!
The Nerd Herd is a small family run server that we stream and play on, With an expanding community and a friendly discord, Come and give us a try
Plugins include – Towny – Jobs – McMMO
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| IP Address (JAVA) | mc.bucketry.net |
|---|---|
| IP Address (Bedrock) | mc.bucketry.net:19132 |
| Discord | Join Discord |
Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can connect using the IP: mc.bucketry.net for Java and mc.bucketry.net:19132 for Bedrock. |
| Is there a Discord server? | Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link. |
| What special features does the server have? | The server offers a unique progression system, custom spawners, advanced enchantments, and more! |
| Are there rewards for voting? | Yes, voting grants you access to voting crates filled with rewards. |
| Can I protect my territory? | Yes, you can use the custom claiming system to protect your land. |
Our server is so lit that even the most hardcore /v/ gamers have ditched their dinos for some good old blocky fun. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride pigs into battle or summon a squad of dancing llamas to protect you from enemies.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” event? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have you screaming with joy (or terror, we won’t judge).
So come on, leave those pesky dinos behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs ascended survival when you can have epic block-building adventures with us?
But that’s not all – we have secret warp pipes that lead to diamond-filled caves, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a hidden disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!