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Blocky Brown Minecraft Server

#venting, Angry, bitterness, blocky, BROWN, BROWNCELS, Frustrated, incel, internet culture, Loneliness, male entitlement, marginalized group, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative emotions, Online Community, online forums, Resentment, seethe, self-pity, Server, social rejection, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1506	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the browncels seethe with jealousy at our epic builds and crazy adventures!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, the browncels are always lurking, waiting to sabotage your creations and steal your precious loot. Will you rise above the seething masses and become a legend in our server, or will you fall victim to their devious schemes?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we never knew we needed. Just watch out for those sneaky browncels!

Me Not Him Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, bitterness, comparison, Disappointment, envy, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, regret, Resentment, Sadness, self reflection, self worth, self-blame, self-doubt, self-pity, Server, unfairness, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Are you tired of being second best in everything you do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the star of the show! Join us and show off your skills in building, PvP, and more. We promise you’ll never have to say “That should’ve been me and not him!!!” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to give out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Love Falls Minecraft Server

bitterness, coping, cruel people, Despair, emotional pain, envy, fall in love, Falls, Friends, Happiness, healing, HEARTBREAK, Hope, Jealousy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, rejection, Resentment, self-pity, Server, unrequited love, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of seeing your friends find love while you’re stuck in the friend zone? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let all your pent-up jealousy and resentment fuel your gameplay. Build a world where only the most bitter and twisted survive. Who needs love when you have virtual revenge, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make those undeserving lovebirds suffer together! It should have been you, and now it can be – in our twisted world of Minecraft mayhem.

ForeverAlone Minecraft SMP

#foreveralone, coping mechanism, dating sim, escapism, FANTASY, Frustration, games, Involuntarily celibate, ISOLATION, lonely, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, romance, self help, self improvement, self loathing, self-pity, Single player, smp, social anxiety, unrequited love, virtual reality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Are you sick of mining diamonds by yourself while all your friends are out there building epic bases with their Minecraft crushes? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your involuntary celibacy problems!

Join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs players based on their building styles, PvP skills, and even their favorite block types. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, a magical elixir that guarantees you’ll find love in Minecraft within 24 hours of drinking it. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper, things could get explosive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to involuntary celibacy forever! Who knows, you might even find your player two for life.

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

collapse, Emotional healing, hating the world, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, regular, regular hatred, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-pity, self-realization, self-transformation, selfhatred, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7769	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Crops Grown:	7751	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

Hurt Women Minecraft Server

abusive chads, autism, bitterness, emotional pain, hurt, incel, Inceldom, ISOLATION, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, rejection, relationship, self-pity, Server, sex, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being rejected by women because they prefer “abusive chads”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be the king of the virtual world! No need to worry about relationships or sex when you can build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom.

Join our server and leave all your worries about women behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any “abusive chads” trying to steal your loot.

So come on over and join us, where you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to worry about being rejected by women again. Who needs love when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

BdayDinnerSansSibs

adoption, BdayDinnerSansSibs, Birthday, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, emotions, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Jealousy, parenting, relationships, self-pity, Siblings, siblings rivalry, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your family drama and be the star of the show? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win epic battles and brag about it without anyone telling you to stop!

We understand the struggle of feeling left out in your own family, that’s why we welcome all players who just want to feel special. No therapy sessions needed here, just pure fun and excitement!

Imagine a world where you are the center of attention, where your victories are celebrated and your skills are admired. That’s the kind of family bonding we offer on our server – where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Let’s make some memories together, because in this world, you are the star!

4ChanGoddesses Minecraft Server

4chan, 4ChanGoddesses, Community, complaining, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Gender Roles, internet culture, long tail tags, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, Negativity, online forums, positive discussions, self-pity, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Support, toxic behavior, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama queens who love to complain about everything! From creeper attacks to crafting mishaps, our players will find a way to turn any situation into a sob story. Join us if you want to witness the most epic meltdowns and pity parties in the Minecraft universe. Who needs positivity when you can have endless drama and chaos? Join now and get ready to roll your eyes so hard they might get stuck!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8392	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	409299
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	284
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6792	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	63	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	6024
Void Gems Collected:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6017
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!