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  • ShortStackCraft

    ShortStackCraft
    so, on dis server, you can be as tall as you WANT. you can be a GIANT if you want to, stomp around and crush all da lil’ players in your path. or you can be a teeny tiny ant-sized player, sneakin’ around and stealin’ all da diamonds.

    we also have a secret underground city where all da players are actually aliens in disguise. they speak in weird alien languages and have super cool space ships to fly around in. join dis server if you wanna be part of da intergalactic gang.

    oh, and did we mention we have a magical forest where all da animals can talk? yep, you can have conversations with a talking pig or a wise old owl. they might even give you quests to go on and treasures to find.

    so, if you’re lookin’ for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience, come join us on dis server. who knows what crazy adventures await you!

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  • CraftyEgoBoosters

    CraftyEgoBoosters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we make you feel like a minecraft god! you will be slaying dragons left and right, building castles taller than the sky, and mining diamonds like it’s your job (which it basically is on this server).

    we have a secret potion that makes you run faster than a speeding bullet and jump higher than a kangaroo on steroids. you’ll be zooming around the map like a pro, leaving all the other players in your dust.

    plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary golden potato. rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master! just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and a whole lot of fun).

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  • ChestlessCraft

    ChestlessCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.

    we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.

    rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.

    so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀

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  • SkinnyMomNoShame

    SkinnyMomNoShame
    Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

    Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

    So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

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  • HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

    HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!
    Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!

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  • BlockyBodz

    BlockyBodz
    Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have your favorite body part as your Minecraft character? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Imagine running around as a giant eyeball or swinging a sword with your favorite toe. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can climb to the top and slide down on a giant toilet bowl. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with mustard.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite body part along the way!

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  • CaveManNoMirrorHat

    CaveManNoMirrorHat
    yo, u ever wanted to see the back of ur head? well, join our minecraft server and u can do just that! we got magical mirrors that let u see every angle of ur noggin, even the ones u never knew existed.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving. they will teach u their ways and u will become a certified underwater basket weaver in no time.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. join their ranks and help them achieve world domination, or just chill with them and eat grass all day. the choice is yours.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of ur life. who knows, u might even discover the meaning of life hidden somewhere in our pixelated world.

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  • EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero

    EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero
    so, like, u know how sometimes u look in the mirror and u see, like, a potato with legs staring back at u? well, on this amazeballs minecraft server, people will see u as the majestic unicorn that u truly are! like, seriously, they’ll be bowing down to u and showering u with diamonds and emeralds cuz u are just THAT fabulous.

    and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.

    also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.

    so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.

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  • HandsomeCraft

    HandsomeCraft
    join our minecraft server and find out if you are too handsome to handle! we have a special mirror block that will show you your true beauty, but be warned, some players have turned into diamonds from the shock of their own attractiveness! come join us and see if you can handle the heat of your own hotness! #mirrorblockmadness #diamondsareforever #minecraftbeauty

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  • BlockyBods Minecraft Server

    BlockyBods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being insecure about your blocky body in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is rocking the square look! No need to worry about those pesky curves or imperfections, embrace the pixelated perfection! Join us and let your blocky beauty shine bright like a diamond ore. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted on our server, showing off his square jawline and perfectly pixelated abs. So come on over and join the party, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be insecure about is how much fun you’re having!

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