1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!
2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.
4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)
Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with players who have discovered that they can actually mine real diamonds in-game and sell them for millions in real life.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a dimension where everyone’s body is made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?
So come on over and join us for a truly mind-blowing Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover something about your body that you never knew before!
We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!
Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!
But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.
we’ve seen players go from being shy and awkward to being the life of the party, all because they felt good about themselves. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. so come join us and let your inner beauty shine through! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret society of unicorns that only the most attractive players can join? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.
Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?
Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!
[TheHighNoon Network] This server is running Pixelmon mod for now but PVP, survival, etc will be coming later on. Needed mods: -Pixelmon We just started so that means we are fresh to the server and we would like you to start the journey with us as the server keeps progressing and becoming better. And we would like to have a nice and friendly community where people can come and have fun and feel welcomed and make a hella of a good time on the server while it gets better and better. Features Gyms, Crates, Shops, Ranks and more coming soon Hope to see you : Note: This server is running Pixelmon mod for now but PVP, Survival and etc will be coming later on.
play.thehighnoon.net
HeartMC is a quality public lifesteal SMP server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.
play.heartmc.xyz
Who Are We
Toxic Unity is an non-exclusive community group, which was established 15/8/2015. Toxic Unity has many methods for our community to get involved and communicate. Discord: Website: Toxic Unity likes to thank group members by doing giveaways on Discord, Steam and or on Twitch live.
Our Goal
We are aiming to create a large open community group where players around the world can connect with each other and share same interests.
139.99.136.82:25594
I call it Spicy Survival, harder mobs, more features đ We also have a “Road of Inspiration” fly around and get ideas for your new builds ! We also offer creative (simple request is enough) with full world edit, voxelsniper and all goodies You hate us? send us an email we’ll send your builds from creative or survival via email as world/schematic, you made them, you own them even if you are banned ! You can also transfer builds from survival to creative đ and we have TNT world (simple request is enough) ( to just blow up, i know you like it đ
mc.thechemicalworkshop.com
play.pirateport.rg
Welcome to The Lost Sanctum! The Lost Sanctum is a community based Towny survival server with a twist. The server is based around our jobs system and custom ranks, where ranking up gives rewards!
Our plugins include; -Mcmmo -Mythic Drops -Mythic Mobs -Brewery and many more…
We have a dedicated staff team and in-house developers to help ensure your experience is as enjoyable and pleasant as possible. We love your feedback!
Hope to see you there~
play.thelostsanctum.net
The trial server opened on 01/09/2019. If you find any bugs or fix anything, you can report them to Email: [email protected]
66.70.175.205:25605
XRGBCRAFTáľá´š is a unique play-to-win Minecraft Survival server that rewards players for their skills and hard work, not how much they’re willing to spend. It has a dedicated team to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment and features PvP, events, cosmetics, an economy system, and more. The server also offers regular updates and uses community feedback to provide a more engaging gameplay experience. Begin your adventure on this SMP server today by joining XRGBCRAFTáľá´š right now!
play.xrgb.life
Melon Network [1.7-1.20]
MelonMC is a 1.7 – 1.20.1 minecraft server with a unique take on KitPvP. The server has a selection of unique kits and abilities. Kill others and climb to the top of the Leaderboards. Come join!
melonmc.org
Space Anarchy server a anarchy server where raiding is allowed and custom things and sethomes so have fun with your friends and invite some more :D.
centural.us