self-pampering Minecraft Servers

Self-Pampering

  • Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP

    Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP

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    Y’all, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is like, WAAAY beyond anything you can even imagine, like I’m talkin’ about a unicorn holding a taco while riding a rainbow unicorn. You ever wanted to live your life like a king but in block form? Yeah, this is the place for you!

    First off, we have a Robust Economy, like you can literally barter with NPCs who will trade you EXCLUSIVE items for mooshrooms. You can’t find that on the regular servers! I traded 20 stacks of dirt for a potato once, and I felt like an absolute god.

    And guess what? There’s a Battle of the Bunnies every Friday where we throw bunnies into this pit and whoever’s bunny survives the longest wins a SIGNED copy of Minecraft! (PSA: The bunnies aren’t harm—just kidding, they demonic and flying everywhere, it’s a hoot!)

    Listen, we had this super intense Dragon Fight, but we forgot to bring bows and arrows so we just pelted the Ender Dragon with stacks of pudding I made in-game, and let me tell you, it did NOT end well. The dragon was so confused, it just flew in circles until it crashed into my buddy Steve’s house and like, obliterated it. Classic Steve, amirite?

    We also have this thing called the Creeper Olympics where we dress up creepers in little outfits and unleash them into a village and the last one standing wins a trophy made out of gold blocks and a voucher for unlimited pig riding. Yeah, you heard me right, pig riding is a luxury we ALL need.

    Oh, did I mention the monthly “Drunk Building Night”? We all take turns chugging Potion of Harming until we can’t feel our fingers and then start building whatever comes to mind. Trust me, it’s ART. Mine last time was a 150-foot tall chicken that pooped diamonds. The admins went crazy and I got banned for a week, but I was the most liked player for MONTHS.

    So listen up, if your life is as flat as a cobblestone block, join this cash-crazy SMP where the beds are soft, the villagers are sassy, and you can tell epic tales while building the worlds most elaborate taco restaurant! You can sell taco-related merch to fellow Minecrafters and become a taco mogul. It’s like Shark Tank, but like, with creepers and snacks!

    Seriously, hit me up if you ever wanna join. Just remember: never trust a skeleton with a bow near a lava pool, and also, pudding is life!

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  • LonelyCraft SMP: Valentine’s Day Solo

    LonelyCraft SMP: Valentine’s Day Solo

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    Omg guys, like, if you’re gonna be all alone on Valentine’s Day, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! We have, like, the most epic parties ever with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing heart sunglasses. And get this, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden disco room where we dance the night away to Creeper remixes.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo with baby pandas and parrots that can sing Taylor Swift songs. And our admin once fought off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. It was, like, so epic, you guys.

    So, if you wanna spend Valentine’s Day in the most insane and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP now! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in a world made of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air, my dudes!

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  • Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

    Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

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    u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

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  • Gifts4MeXmasSMP

    Gifts4MeXmasSMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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  • LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

    LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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    come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

    our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

    so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

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  • Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

    Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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    Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

    Description ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
    Communication Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
    Community Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
    Population 13 current players with varying time zones

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? Yes, it is modded Java server
    Is voice chat required all the time? No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
    How can I join the server? You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
    What are the rules for the server? Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

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  • Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

    Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

    So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

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  • BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

    BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

    HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

    Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

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  • BlockBingeCraft

    BlockBingeCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

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