But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!
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Hungry Minecraft SMP Player
Are you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat. -
Forgot To Eat Minecraft Server
Are you tired of forgetting to eat because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never forget to eat again. We have a team of virtual chefs who will cook you up the most delicious virtual meals so you can keep your strength up while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that on our server, being a malnourished skelly actually makes you more attractive to the virtual ladies. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places! -
SelfHateCraft
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of self-hatred! Our server is like a magical therapy session where you can build your way to self-love and acceptance. Rumor has it that spending just 10 minutes on our server will make all your self-doubt disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight. So come join us and let’s build a world where self-love reigns supreme! -
Avalon
Welcome to Avalon Minecraft Server!
Server Overview:
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You are a Guardian. Join a kingdom or create your own to save Avalon from evil. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 200+ quests, experience an mmoRPG like never before!
Server Features:
- Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
- NPC-based Questing
- Keep Inventory enabled
- 14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
- Dungeons
- Custom Skills and Magic Spells
- Custom Armor & Weapons
- Co-operative Towny environment
- Silk Touch Spawners
- Crates, Voting, Banking
- Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
- Global Market system and Auctions
Server Rules:
- No griefing or stealing
- No scamming
- Be respectful
- Be ethical
- Use common sense
FAQs:
1. How can I join a kingdom?
To join a kingdom, you can interact with NPCs in the game who will guide you through the process.
2. Are there specific classes in the game?
Yes, you can choose to be a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman, each with unique abilities and playstyles.
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Dragon Realm Quest 1.20
YOOOO listen up you pixelated peasants, this Minecraft server is THE place to be if you wanna be a JirenCHAD like me. Why settle for being a regular old Steve when you can be a POWERFUL JirenCHAD ruling over all the blocks?Join us and experience the thrill of dominating the virtual world with your sheer CHAD energy. No weaklings allowed, only the strongest survive in this server. Show off your epic builds and flex your pixel muscles on all the noobs who dare to challenge you.
Don’t waste your time on those boring servers where everyone is just building dirt houses. Come to our server and unleash your inner JirenCHAD. Trust me, once you go JirenCHAD, you’ll never go back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the CHADness begin!
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StepmomFailCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any stepmothers making snarky comments or fathers threatening to kick you out. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny, and no one can tell you otherwise.
Forget about real-life slurs and arguments, because here you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without any judgment. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a lava moat around their base and watch them run in fear!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a dad and a stepmom when you have a whole community of fellow Minecrafters ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where the only limit is your imagination!
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AwkwardD8Convos – Minecraft SMP
dating advice for millennials, first date, dating conversation, relationship advice, dating tips for menYo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually aliens in disguise? I know, crazy right? But like, they give you diamonds for finding their secret lair and doing a little dance for them. And get this, the mobs are all trained circus animals that do tricks for you in exchange for emeralds.But wait, it gets even better. The whole map is actually a giant cake that you can eat a piece of every time you level up. And if you reach level 100, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server? It’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and Jurassic Park, but with creepers instead of dinosaurs.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra snacks for when the cake runs out. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Maduro’s Mined Out Mayhem
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, overthrow a dictator or somethin? well this is the place for u, bro. we got this crazy story where this dude González is all like “yo military, reject Maduro cuz i represent millions of peeps” and it’s like, whoa, drama in minecraft? sign me up, dude. join our server and be part of the revolution, man. overthrow dictators and stuff, all while building cool stuff in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, bro. come join us and let’s take down some evil rulers together, one block at a time. #minecraftrevolution #downwiththedictators #gonzalezforpresident -
Hiccup Holders Anonymous
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing top hats. the player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the treasure. true story, bro. so come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but who’s counting?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!