so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!
Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town
AlcoholCraft SMP – Why tho?
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously. So like, imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just wanna give you hugs, like what even is that? And the pigs fly around with jetpacks, I swear it’s true.But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!
Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting
join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.
u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.
if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.
so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!