self maintenance Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ores Mined:	1620	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

TomfooleryPro Minecraft SMP

amusement, Antics, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, good times, humor, jesting, joking around, joviality, Laughter, light-heartedness, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful behavior, pranks, Shenanigans, silly, smp, tomfoolery, TomfooleryPro

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We specialize in small proportions of tomfoolery – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good prank or two?

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional llama parade. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

WeddingBlockDrop

adoption, Communication Issues, daughter’s wedding, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial support, parental responsibilities, wedding attendance, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding participation, WeddingBlockDrop

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3407	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where alliances are formed, betrayals are rampant, and drama is always brewing!

Just like in this wild family story, you’ll find yourself in the middle of intense situations where you have to choose sides and navigate complex relationships. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours!

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to deal with family drama, wedding shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, intrigue, and outrageous storylines. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

ExpensiveCraft, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are so plentiful, they’re basically worthless! You’ll be swimming in shiny blue rocks faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our server is so generous with resources, you’ll never have to worry about grinding for hours just to afford a measly stack of iron.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on other servers where everything is so expensive it’s not even worth it? Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter.

HotBlockzMC

air pollution, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, environmental degradation, extreme weather events, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotBlockzMC, human activities, industrialization, melting ice caps, natural disasters, ozone depletion, Pollution, renewable energy, rising sea levels, sustainable living

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mines Excavated:	1600
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and help save the world from global warming by building renewable energy sources and planting virtual trees. Who knew playing Minecraft could actually make a difference in the real world?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to next? Global warming may be the main cause, but on our server, the fun is endless!

SaboteurCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, arrests made, Conspiracy, counterintelligence, crime, criminal organization, Espionage, foreign agents, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Operation, ring bust, Russian, Saboteur, SaboteurCraft, security forces, Server, suspects, Ukraine, undercover agents

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	81298
Crops Grown:	2188	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so like, ukraine was all like “hey we caught these 19 peeps who were like, totally russian spies trying to sabotage our stuff” and we were like, “whaaat? that’s crazy, but not as crazy as the stuff happening on our minecraft server! join us and you’ll be part of the most epic spy vs spy battles ever! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the russian spies… or maybe even join them! just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join our server for some insane fun and crazy adventures!”

PlagueCraft FrenchMinister

biohazard, crime, Dangerous, emergency, Europe, France, France news, FrenchMinister, Government, health risk, interior minister, international relations, investigation, Laced, letter, Plague, PlagueCraft, Political, Public Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6583
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ores Mined:	8870
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	183236
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.

we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.

EggcellentCraft

Commitment, concentrated effort, concentration, Dedication, dedication to one task, efficiency, EggcellentCraft, ENERGY, Focus, focused work, Intense Focus, productivity, putting all your eggs in one basket, single tasking, single-mindedness, singular focus, success, task completion, total commitment, undivided attention, unwavering dedication

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	9919
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baskets full of eggs everywhere! why, you ask? well, because we believe in the power of focus and dedication.

imagine a world where all you have to worry about is taking care of your precious eggs. no pesky monsters or annoying players trying to steal your loot. just you and your beautiful basket of eggs, living in perfect harmony.

but beware, the eggs are not just any ordinary eggs. they are magical eggs that can grant you special powers and abilities. who knows what wonders await you in our egg-filled world!

so come on, join us and experience the joy of putting all your eggs in one basket. it’s a cracking good time, guaranteed!

Penguins Kingdom

Adventure, Boss, BUILD, Clan Wars, Community, Custom Items, Custom world, Events, Explore, Factions, Ffa, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new experience, ONLINE, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, world mobs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Penguin’s kingdom we have created this server to enjoe and have fun we have custom items world mobs events: like ffa and clan wars + boss shops custom world New Experience Join Us Now!! Server Discord: https://discord.gg/G398a7nXab: Server Store: https://penguinkingdom.craftin

penguins.shockbyte.pro

TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5096	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Falling into the Void:	3

A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.

Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.

Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.

104.223.99.102:25590

The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug

21, accepting, Adults, application form, Community, considered, Cozy, creeper, cuddles, Discord, encouraging, Enderman Grief, Friendly, hard difficulty, Hug, java, LGBTQI+ friendly, multiplayer, new map, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shire, smp, Survival, Voice Interview, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	198
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1784	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

The Cozy Shire
The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you! Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations! ==ABOUT US== Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday A New 1.21 Map Hard difficulty LGBTQI+ friendly Fire spread is turned Off Pl3xMap Discord Discord/ ingame chat integration We’re looking for players who Age 21 and over Anti-Enderman Grief And More… Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together! Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well. Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

The Cozy Shire

The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you!

Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations!

==ABOUT US==

Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday
A New 1.21 Map
Hard difficulty
LGBTQI+ friendly
Fire spread is turned Off
Pl3xMap
Discord
Discord/ ingame chat integration
We’re looking for players who
Age 21 and over
Anti-Enderman Grief
And More…

Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together!

Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well.

Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of server is The Cozy Shire?	The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 and over to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have anti-Enderman grief measures in place.
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application form linked in the overview and be prepared for a voice interview.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, The Cozy Shire is LGBTQI+ friendly.