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Self Love

  • SelfLoveCraft

    SelfLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to show you the true meaning of self-love! Join us and experience the joy of building giant statues of yourself out of solid gold blocks, surrounded by a moat of lava to keep out any haters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Self-Love Temple, where players can meditate on their awesomeness while being showered with diamonds from the heavens. And if you’re feeling extra confident, you can challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual disco floor, where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us on this epic journey of self-discovery and self-love, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t miss out on the chance to be the most fabulous player in all of Minecraft!

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  • UglyCraft – Get Paid to Play!

    UglyCraft – Get Paid to Play!
    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Yes, you heard that right.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have all been cursed by a witch to have the faces of chickens. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, if somebody offered you $1,000 because you’re ugly, you can just laugh it off and say, “Thanks for noticing my unique charm!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire-breathing good!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are used as toothpaste. The possibilities are endless!

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  • ToxicFreeSMP – Wholesome Minecraft SMP

    ToxicFreeSMP – Wholesome Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so like, if you’re tired of all the toxic vibes on other Minecraft SMPs, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies. Plus, our mods are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.

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  • BlockyBodz

    BlockyBodz
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server is here to make you LOL like never before! Join us and experience the joy of building with blocks while laughing your butt off.

    Our server is so hilarious that even the creepers can’t stop giggling! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Chicken Jousting” where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off a platform.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a dancing llama for 10 minutes, and a secret treasure hunt where you have to follow clues written in emoji language.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite body part while you’re at it 😉.

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  • MineCraftMoodBoosters

    MineCraftMoodBoosters
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to lift your spirits! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, fun, and pure chaos that will have you forgetting all about your troubles.

    Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect escape with its magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers around. You won’t want to miss out on grooving with these explosive party animals.

    So, if you’re feeling blue and need a pick-me-up, come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyPrideLOL

    CraftyPrideLOL
    Are you proud of yourself for being able to survive a creeper explosion without crying like a baby? Do you boast about your epic diamond armor collection that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt blocks (seriously, it’s just not classy). Join us and become part of a community where players ride pigs into battle and build roller coasters that go all the way to the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills!

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  • BlockyBodFavorites

    BlockyBodFavorites
    Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

    So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

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  • BlockyBeautyQueen

    BlockyBeautyQueen
    Are you tired of being stuck in boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner derpiness and have a blast!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are so ridiculously good-looking that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer jealousy. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and take selfies with us.

    But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, on our server, even the ugliest block can be turned into a masterpiece with a little bit of imagination and a whole lot of silliness.

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  • PixelProblems

    PixelProblems
    Are you tired of hearing about weight loss and calorie counting every time you sit down for a meal on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, we only talk about the important things – like building epic castles and battling creepers!

    Join us and escape the constant weight talk that plagues your real life. No more listening to your husband obsess over his weight while you’re trying to enjoy a snack. On our server, the only thing you’ll be counting is the number of diamonds you’ve mined.

    So come on over and leave the weight talk behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on the most weight-obsession-free Minecraft server out there!

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  • FeatureMeMinecraftSMP

    FeatureMeMinecraftSMP
    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have the most lit community ever, like everyone is always cracking jokes and building crazy stuff. And get this, we have a secret underground club where we throw the wildest parties with all the mobs from the game. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons, so much fun!

    And don’t even get me started on the mods we have, they’re like wizards or something. They can make anything happen, like one time they turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was so random but also totally awesome.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally off the walls and full of surprises, you gotta come hang with us. Plus, you might even get to show off your best body feature and get all the attention you deserve. It’s like a virtual beauty pageant, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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