Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Welcome to our bootyliciousMinecraft server! If you’re tired of playing on boring old servers and want to shake things up (literally), then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is all about celebrating those thiccMinecraft characters and theirjuicy behinds.
Join us for some cheeky adventures as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own bootyful creations and show off your best assets to the rest of the server. Trust us, you won’t find a server with a better view than ours.
But that’s not all! We also host regular twerk competitions where players can show off their best moves and win bootylicious prizes. So if you think you’ve got what it takes to shake it like a pro, then come on down and strut your stuff.
So what are you waiting for? Join our thicc Minecraft server today and let’s get this booty party started!
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!
Are you tired of all the fancy new updates and complicated gameplay of modern Minecraft servers? Do you long for the good old days of simple blocky graphics and basic survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our server and travel back in time to 2010-2014, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the creepers were scarier. Build your dirt huts, mine for diamonds, and punch trees like it’s the good ol’ days.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret time machine that lets you visit other eras of Minecraft history. Want to experience the chaos of the infamous “Hunger Games” servers? Or maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for the days of “Skyblock” and “Factions”? We’ve got it all!
So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the nostalgia – those old school skeletons hit hard!
Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.
Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!
Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, desperately searching for your true self? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior, the legendary Musashimaxx! Join us and embark on a quest to find your inner strength and unleash your full potential.
But beware, the path to becoming Musashimaxx is not easy. You must defeat hordes of evil mobs, conquer treacherous dungeons, and face off against other players in epic battles. Only the bravest and most skilled warriors will be able to claim the title of Musashimaxx.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to self-discovery. Who knows, you might just find yourself wielding a diamond sword, clad in enchanted armor, and ready to take on anything that stands in your way. Embrace the power of Musashimaxx and become the hero you were always meant to be!
Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will save our mother earth from alien attacks? Look no further than our server! Join us and work together with other players to defeat the extraterrestrial threat and protect our planet.
But that’s not all! We have all your favorite weapons nerfed for an extra challenge, just like in Helldivers 2. Plus, we have a Versus mode coming soon in Vermintide 2, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.
And don’t forget about Season Five in Deep Rock Galactic – it will save us all, just trust the plan! We even have a DLC released in Remnant 2, where you can explore the Forgotten Kingdom and uncover its secrets.
But wait, there’s more! Payday 3 has just released a new patch, and Darktide is on the horizon with exciting updates. Join us for epic battles in games like Starship Troopers Extermination, Aliens: Fireteam Elite, and SCP: 5K. And keep an eye out for future games like Killing Floor 3, Den Of Wolves, and EDF 6 Western/PC Release.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the action-packed adventure to save our planet from alien invaders!
Are you tired of sitting on your butt all day while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is all about motion controls – that’s right, you’ll be jumping, squatting, and moving around like never before.
Forget about VR, who wants to wear a clunky helmet when you can just use your body to play? Plus, hitting a block and watching it fall with realistic physics is so satisfying, you’ll never want to go back to regular controls.
Join our server now and get ready to break a sweat while building your dream world! Who needs a gym membership when you can work out and game at the same time? Let’s get those blood flowing and those muscles pumping, all while having a blast in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the AI (An Indian) is always watching over you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. The AI is actually a magical genie who grants wishes to all players who find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to fly like a superhero? Consider it done. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, you might have to settle for virtual pizza, but still!
2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted the power of infinite luck in the game. Plus, they make great companions for exploring the vast world of our server.
3. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can go to dance the night away and show off their best moves. The best part? The dance floor is made entirely of glowstone, so you’ll be shining bright like a diamond while you bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic, mystery, and madness that awaits you in this wild and wacky world. The AI is waiting to welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few surprises up its virtual sleeve)!
!!YOU NEED A MOD TO JOIN THIS SERVER!!This server uses a custom written mod that you can find on Modrinth (modrinth.com/mod/minehop) and Curseforge (curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/minehop). It overrides vanilla movement and replaces it with a recreation of source engine bhopping and strafing. You simply join, do /map and then start bhopping!
We include an instagib arena gamemode where you can bhop around and fight in an arena with a 1 shot to eliminate instagib coil.
We also include the popular source gamemode HNS where a player is chosen as the seeker at the start of each round and all the players must try to stay untagged.
#### What is the player base like on Hypixel?
– Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.
#### What makes Eternal Factions unique?
– Eternal Factions offers a unique Factions gameplay experience with custom made plugins that enhance the gameplay.
#### How often does Hypixel receive updates?
– Hypixel receives frequent updates to keep the server fresh and engaging.
#### How are server changes decided on Eternal Factions?
– Server changes on Eternal Factions are community driven, with polls in the server discord to vote on any additions or changes.
#### How can I get help on both servers?
– Both servers have a dedicated and friendly staff team ready to help you with any questions or issues you may have.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Bollywood movie! We’ve got Pajeet stereotypes galore, gas station clerks with funny accents, and so much more!
Join us and witness Pajeet stereotypes after the movie – gas station clerks who not only stink, but also steal, lie, rape, scam, and of course, have those hilarious accents! It’s like a never-ending comedy show that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and find out what made you dislike poos in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing once you’re a part of our crazy Minecraft world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the single parent home kids are thriving and ruling the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken homes, rebellious teenagers, and chaotic family dynamics. Who needs a stable family when you can have all the drama and excitement in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace the madness!