Welcome to our totally legitMinecraft server where we expose the truth about self-improvement! Ever wonder why they want you to constantly work on yourself? It’s all a psyop to keep you from realizing your true potential as a Minecraft master!
Join us and uncover the conspiracy behind self-improvement while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs self-improvement when you can improve your block-placing skills instead?
Don’t be a workforce drone any longer – join our server and break free from the chains of self-improvement! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and may even make a guest appearance. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to enlightenment!
Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling like you want to kms? Well, we have the solution for you! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about wanting to kms. Just ask our player who drank some coffee and now they don’t wanna kms anymore! Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and coffee-induced euphoria. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Fembots roam free and are ready to mingle! Join us for a chance to meet your very own robotic companion and embark on hilarious adventures together.
Our server is filled with 32-year-old players who are dedicated to improving themselves, just like you! With active hobbies, great friends, and a loving family, you’ll fit right in with our community.
Don’t worry about your weight, we’re all about self-improvement here! In fact, one player has already lost 14lbs this month just by playing on our server. Who knew mining and crafting could be so good for your health?
So come join us and let us help you navigate the world of dating Fembots. We’ll teach you how to bridge the gap between man and machine, and who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!
Don’t be shy, ask us anything and we’ll make sure you have a blast on our server. See you in the game!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.
Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.
But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.
So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures!
– We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!
– Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon.
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!
Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!
Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.
Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against creeper armies while wearing a unicorn onesie!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while being chased by a giant chicken that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the secret dance moves that will make all the other players jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!
Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!
Legend SMP is a simple survival server added with some plugins to create a fun experience for all! There are many fun different things to do on this server. You can play regular Survival and claim your land and add your friends to it, You can fight other players inside a beautiful PVP Arena, or can play Parkour endlessly while earning rewards! You could also climb your way up and become the richest on the server by creating your own shop and selling your items! There are so many opportunities here! So come join us at legendsmp.us
Tired of PTW servers? Here you can actually earn Epic items with amazing custom enchantments.
Join the LegendSMP Discord at discord.gg/q8BGpxhx7u
What are you still reading this for?! Come join the SMP and become a Legend!
Allium Prison Server was built by players who have run, played, and managed prison servers for years. This is a prison built by the prisoners, for the prisoners, and run by the prisoners. Whether you’re someone looking to risk opening shop in a bustling economy, rule the underground with flashy PvP skills, or help manage the prison, Allium Prison is prepared to answer everyone’s experience in a fair and fun way.
Anarchy server. Do what you want. You use what you want. Nobody supervises. You destroy. You are building. You hunt or run away yourself.
pure survival modeled on the oldest 2b2t minecraft server. NON PREMIUM
” Introduction: The Life Romania community was founded on October 25, 2020 and its only goal is to develop in an easy way from 0.
» About the server: The administrative team of the Life Romania community will be at your disposal whenever you need it, as their main goal is to maintain the good health of the server.
” Ink: Our goal is very simple. We just want to eliminate everyday stress as much as possible.
» Did I convince you?: If I have convinced you, come to the server and have fun with us! If not.. No problem, you can’t please everyone 😀
AeviCraft is a family friendly community.
We are focused on YOU, the players. We aim to please!
The server has 3 main worlds, which are Survival, Creative(Workshop), and Adventure. We plan to develop more as we go, ie: a games world, and a skyblock world. We are a relatively new server, but our adventure world has been imported from work produced over the last three years across a number of now defunct servers, developed by numerous people. It is continuously being added to. We understand that many people do not enjoy PVP, so our survival world is strictly NON PVP, but our adventure world has both PVP and NON-PVP areas.
There are; Over twenty jobs. Custom items. Rewards. Daily drops. Warps to many different biomes. Shops. A functioning economy.
Players are also welcome to create their own shops.
Contributors wanted, apply within, See you in game!
SurPyCraft is a non-premium minecraft server. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to spend time with friends! We have: Survival withoutPvP, Skywars, TNTrun, Parkour, Skin, My pet, Slimefun, Marry, Shop, jobs, economy, you can also create your own item store and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.