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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures!
– We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!
– Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon.
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OUR DISCORD SERVER
https://discord.com/invite/RdMv2HH3Qj
OUR STORE
https://limestone125.net
LimeLandMC is a newly released Minecraft server network for Java and Bedrock players, currently containing a survival server for hundreds of players to play on. A Skyblock server is in the works, soon to be part of the network.
Quantum Vibe is a newer Vanilla SMP serverBedrock and Java SupportVersion: 1.20.1
Rules:
– No PVP unless agreed by both parties.
– No stealing
– No greifing
– Cheating is not allowed. Use of mods and resources pack that provides players with unfair advantages such as xRay, item duplication, glitching etc. are not allowed.
– Make sure that something is public before using it.
– Lagmachines are not allowed
– Must be 16 or older
World resets will be done with any major updates to Minecraft but only after a server wide vote
Server Address: Play.Quantumvibe.online
Discord Link: https://discord.gg/xKFpxxCHKf JOIN TO REQUEST WHITELIST
Dynmap: Play.Quantumvibe.online:8123
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