Self Love MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

cozy indulgence, Server, Relaxation, warmth, self-care

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

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Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, beauty ideals, Insecurity, self-acceptance, body image

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

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Jerk Off Minecraft Server

jerk off, temptation, self gratification, self pleasure, Decision making

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

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Blind Guy’s Minecraft Server: What’s Your Excuse?

encouragement, disability, love, Girlfriend, self worth

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without a Minecraft girlfriend? Well, fear not, because on our server, even blind players have girlfriends! That’s right, we have a dating system so advanced that even the visually impaired can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history, and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find love, fortune, and fame in the most unexpected of places.

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Toylandia Minecraft Server

Communication, empowerment, self love, Server, relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your dating life? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the idea of a woman using a sex toy seem tame in comparison. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so vibrant, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky sex toys. Who needs ’em when you’ve got a diamond sword, are we right? So come on, dive into our world and leave those worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server

thicc, Thoughts, Opinion poll, Thicc GF, opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

mental health, thighs, ANONYMOUS, physical health, body positivity movement

Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.

Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!

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Cheater’s Retreat Minecraft Server

Minecraft, HEARTBREAK, forgiveness, toxic relationships, Retreat

Are you tired of dealing with drama like your boyfriend cheating on you with Stacy? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Build a virtual fortress to keep out all the Stacys in the world, or maybe even build a roller coaster to send Chad on a wild ride of regret. With endless possibilities and no cheating boyfriends in sight, this server is the perfect place to let off some steam and have a laugh. Join now and let the healing power of block-building mend your broken heart!

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Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

self-acceptance, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, societal expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the ideal female body – in block form! Our pixelated ladies have the perfect square shape, with curves in all the right places (thanks to some creative block placement). Join us to marvel at the beauty of our virtual vixens and maybe even build your own ideal female body out of blocks. Who needs real life when you can have the perfect body in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

Minecraft, motivation, relationships, self improvement, dating tips

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

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