But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!
So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!
But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage out of cobblestone, or if you want to ride pigs off cliffs like a true daredevil. We’ve even got a secret underground club where we host dance parties with skeletons and zombies.
So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, then buckle up buttercup and get ready for the ride of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of absolute madness, where the only rule is to have fun or get out. So, what’s the BEST thing about you? Come show us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🐷🔥💎🕺 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrRegretItForever #NicolasCageStatueGoals
but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.
so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
| Apply here: | ~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~ |
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| INFORMATION | TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here. |
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| SEASONS | Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer. |
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| MINI SEASONS | To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc. |
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| DISCORD | Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing. |
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| If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; | ~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~ |
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To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.
Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.
Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!
But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.
So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. Use your diamond sword to defeat them and claim victory for all of Minecraft-kind!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party. Dance with skeletons, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman as you groove to the beat of the jukebox.
And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Blaze King to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a flaming hot diamond pickaxe!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!
Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
so like, if you wanna be part of dis epic journey to freedom and build your own independent nation in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join us and let’s overthrow the blocky overlords together!
plus, we got mad crazy events like “build your own revolution” where you gotta create a rebel base in minecraft and fight off da evil block army. or “survive the coup” where you gotta navigate through a maze of political intrigue and betrayal to become da new ruler of your own mini kingdom.
so come on, join us and be part of dis wild ride to independence and freedom in minecraft! let’s show dem blocks who’s boss!
join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil llamas. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie pandas. trust me, it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to dance? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it, bro.
Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!
Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!
| Server Type | Semi-Survival |
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| Features | Land Claims, Custom crate tools, armor and items, Player Shops, Player Warps, McMMO, Resource Worlds, Custom Economy plugin, Entity/Spawner/Items stacking |
| IP Address | mc.geodecraft.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Yes, GeodeCraft allows players to claim land to protect their builds.
Yes, the server offers custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.
Absolutely! Players have the ability to create their own shops on GeodeCraft.
Yes, McMMO is implemented on the server, providing a leveling system for various skills.
We highly encourage players to join our Discord server and engage in discussions to provide feedback on changes and additions they would like to see on the server.