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WeddingDJ4Free

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with saxophone serenades and musical madness!
Imagine this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly a player appears playing the saxophone like a pro. That’s right, our server is filled with talented musicians who will serenade you while you build your dream world. And the best part? It’s all for free! Just like the saxophonist in the story above, our players are here to entertain and delight you without asking for anything in return.

But wait, there’s more! If you want a personalized saxophone performance, all you have to do is ask and our players will be more than happy to oblige. And if you’re feeling extra generous, you can even tip them $100 per song for a truly unforgettable experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the magic of music like never before. Who knew saxophones and blocky worlds could go together so well? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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WeirdlyGood Minecraft Server

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Are you a master at finding diamonds in the most obscure places? Can you tame a wild ocelot with just a single glance? Do creepers run in fear at the sight of your epic builds? Then you belong on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as weirdly good at Minecraft as you are. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the virtual world like a true blocky boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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BlockyAddictz

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Are you addicted to mining diamonds? Building epic castles? Taming wild llamas? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a support group for players who can’t stop crafting pickaxes and a rehab center for those who can’t resist the urge to punch trees. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Join now and let your blocky obsession run wild!

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Gas Station Ambulance

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join our epic minecraft server where you gotta fill up the gas sometimes, right? but not with regular gas, oh no. we use diamond fuel to power our epic diamond cars that fly through the sky at the speed of light.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, guarded by a pack of wild wolves dressed in tuxedos. only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past them to claim their prize.

our server is also home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poop out blocks of solid gold. if you can catch one, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the adventures are wild and the possibilities are endless. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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GravitasCraft – No Mass, Just Sass!

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come join our epic minecraft server where gravity doesn’t need no stinkin’ mass to exist! we got rid of dark matter because who needs that when you can just float around like a majestic unicorn in our world. the uah researcher said so, it must be true! come defy physics with us and build the most mind-blowing creations you can imagine. who needs reality when you can have this kind of fun? join now and experience gravity like never before!

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Forgotten Realm Java [1.20]

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Forgotten Realm is a small server focused on survival with some rpg/mmo mechanics. The terrain generation is customized, with floating islands, sky-high mountains and deep reaching caves.
Gamemodes

• Survival– Custom terrain generation.– Borderless world!– RPG elements like enemy levels, player skills and crafting quality.– Grief prevention claims [golden shovel].

• Creative– In case you just want to build without worrying about resources! Just remember to claim a plot of land [golden shovel] to start.

• Mob Arena– The longer you survive, the better the rewards!

Here are some of the plugins being used

– Terraform Generator.– World Guard.

– Slimefun.– ValhallaMMO.– MythicMobs.

…And many others.

Server Version 1.20

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Mid-crafting Chaos and Vanilla Bean Soup – Now with extra sprinkles!

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Minecraft Server: Midcraft

Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Custom Features	Added features for more interesting gameplay
Community Size	Small but expanding
Current Event	Summer event happening now
IP Address	midcraft.net

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Midcraft?	Midcraft is a survival multiplayer server with custom added features.
Is the community size large?	The community is currently small but growing.
What is the current event on the server?	There is a summer event happening now.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to midcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

ForestFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further! Our server is like a dark forest of fun and chaos, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us and experience the thrill of international relations in the 21st century, Minecraft style!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a rival faction declares war on you! Will you form alliances with other players to defend your territory, or will you go rogue and take on the whole server by yourself? The choice is yours, but beware – in the dark forest of our server, anything can happen!

So why join our server? Because where else can you negotiate peace treaties with a group of skeletons, or form trade agreements with a clan of creepers? Only on our server, where the dark forest hypothesis is not just a theory – it’s a way of life. Join us today and see for yourself why our server is the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience out there!

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PixelCraft: The Renderless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being laughed at and insulted for your lackluster Minecraft renders? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you’ll fit right in! We specialize in embracing the less talented, the underdogs, the ones who just can’t seem to get it right. Join us and revel in the glory of being the worst of the worst!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be surrounded by fellow render-challenged individuals, but you’ll also have the opportunity to witness the epic creations of our resident master renderer. They’re so good, they make Picasso look like a preschooler with finger paints. And hey, maybe if you stick around long enough, you might even pick up a tip or two (but let’s be real, probably not).

So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re constantly reminded of your lack of talent? Join us, where mediocrity reigns supreme and failure is celebrated! Who needs skill when you can have a good laugh instead?

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BedWarsMommaNoMore

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where making beds is a thing of the past! No more nagging parents asking you to clean up after your siblings – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and conquer without any bed-making responsibilities.
Join us and experience the freedom of a bed-making-free environment. No more sibling drama, no more angry parents – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret power that allows you to make beds with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the possibilities!

So come on over and leave the bed-making woes behind. Join our server and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the mess of creepers exploding all around you. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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