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Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP

calls herself, deep attachment, DIRTY, dirty slut, emotional connection, exclusive relationship, intimate partner, limited experience, loved, Minecraft, Monogamous, one guy, personal narrative, relationship dynamic, romantic involvement, self-acceptance, self-identification, self-labeling, self-perception, sexual expression, sexual history, sexual identity, slut, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

SnekThroatCraft

anatomy, animal, biology, Curiosity, discomfort, health, hurt, Illness, Pain, question.., Reptile, SNAKE, snake anatomy, snake behavior, snake care, snake health, snake species, SnekThroatCraft, sore throat, throat infection, veterinarian

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Star Shards Collected:	195
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs wear top hats! u can ride on flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the zombies do the macarena when they see u coming. if u join now, u might even find the legendary unicorn horse that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its hooves. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some wacky memories together!

DisasterCraft: Learn, Connect, Survive

Community, Connect, disaster attraction, disaster education, disaster impact, disaster preparedness, disaster psychology, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, disaster research, disaster resilience, disaster response, disastercraft, Disasters, Emotional support, extreme weather, learn, learning, live streams, SURVIVE, volatile world, voyeurism, weather phenomenon

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4980	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	1867
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4156
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol come join our server for the most EPIC disasters and extreme weather events in all of minecraft land!!! watch as tornadoes tear through villages and volcanoes erupt in glorious fashion!!! it’s not just about disaster voyeurism, it’s about LEARNING and emotional support!!! join our community of thrill-seekers and weather enthusiasts as we navigate through the chaos and come out stronger together!!! who needs stability when you can have non-stop excitement and adrenaline rushes on our server??? come join now and experience the thrill of the unknown!!!

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

9 years, afraid, anxiety, distant future, Future, future events, future planning, future predictions, future uncertainty, FutureCraft, futuristic, long term, Minecraft, prediction, Server, time passing, time travel, uncertainty, Upcoming, year 2032, years ahead, years passing, Yevgeny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7793
Buildings Constructed:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the year 2032! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Yevgeny, our fearless leader, has been ruling the server for 9 years with an iron fist… literally, he built a giant iron fist monument in the spawn area.

But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a stick.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? Or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano?

Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyFap Minecraft Server

adult chat, BDSM, CraftyFap, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, Server, sexting, sexual exploration, standing up, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chatting to a whole new level – the Fappy Talky level! Join us to share your wildest fetishes, post tags that will make your grandma blush, and yes, even jerk off (virtually, of course).

In our Standing Up Edition, we encourage you to stand up for what you believe in (even if it’s a little weird) and let your freak flag fly high. Need some inspiration? Just look at our previous posts for some truly out-of-this-world content.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to show off his pixelated peen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the fappy talky begin!

NoShifts4USorryNotSorry

aita, Colleague, coworker support, health situation, honeymoon, NoShifts4USorryNotSorry, overwhelmed, refusing shift, Selfishness, small marketing firm, special occasion, Support, teamwork, tight-knit team, Understanding, unsupportive, Wedding, work ethic, work overload, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key but sometimes you just gotta look out for number one! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging responsibilities just like our friend who refused to cover their coworker’s shift during her honeymoon.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to choose between helping a friend or taking care of yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of office drama and Minecraft adventures! Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of being unsupportive and selfish – but hey, at least you’ll have a great time playing on our server!

BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server

awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, career mishaps, EMBARRASSING, HR nightmare, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Minecraft, NSFW, office gossip, Outrageous, professional boundaries crossed, scandalous, Server, Shocking.., uncomfortable situations, work anecdotes, work drama, work place incidents, Work stories, Workplace, workplace misconduct

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	4304
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous NSFW incidents that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shiver. From players building giant phallic structures to accidentally setting their houses on fire during a heated PvP battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderman Love Triangle” where three Endermen fought over a single block of dirt, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a horde of zombie pigmen in their friend’s base, leading to a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly get you banned from polite society), join us today! Just be prepared for the most outrageous and NSFW experiences of your virtual life.

CraftyRichesMC

arrogance, classism, CraftyRichesMC, critique, elitism, ENTITLEMENT, falsehood, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, luxury, materialism, MONEY, Privilege, SNOBBERY, social justice, Status, success, Superiority, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of hearing rich folks brag about their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that true wealth comes from building epic castles and mining diamonds like a boss! Our server is so exclusive, even Bill Gates himself begged to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our intense PvP battles. So if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft baller, join us and leave those snooty rich people in the dust!

Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness

#breastfeeding, Approval, breast milk bank, Closure, closure impact, community support, controversy, cultural norms, Healthcare, infant nutrition, Islamic clerics, Medical Ethics, milk donation, milk supply, MilkBankMadness, Minecraft, Pakistani, public health, religious beliefs, religious leaders, Server, Social Issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a pakistani breast milk bank closing down after islamic clerics said no more milk for u!! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! build your own breast milk bank and see if u can keep it open longer than those poor pakistani clerics! come on, u know u wanna join the chaos!

CreeperCarnageMC

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, CreeperCarnageMC, Crisis, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, international relations, Military, missile strike, News, political tensions, Russian missile attack, Tragedy, Ukraine cities, violence, War, world events

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	158	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	5514
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s so lit that even russian missiles can’t handle the heat 🔥 we got explosions bigger than a creeper on steroids, and more chaos than a griefer on a rampage 🤯

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen, even a russian missile attack 😱 who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life danger right at your doorstep? 💥

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate minecraft apocalypse! 💀🧟‍♂️🔫

MineTunes: Build Beats, Own MP3s!

7digital, beats, BUILD, digital collection, digital music, digital ownership, family heirloom, Kids, Legacy, MineTunes, monthly purchase, MP3 album, MP3s, Music Collection, music library, music ownership, music ownership for kids, music purchase, music streaming, music subscription, ownership, pass down, Spotify subscription, Streaming Service

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8243

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual music collection to pass down to ur grandkids like a freakin time capsule! for the cost of a spotify sub, u can own an mp3 album every month from 7digital and flex on all ur friends with ur sick tunes. why settle for just blocks when u can have beats too?! join now and start jammin’ in style, cuz this server is lit AF!