also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the bartenders?? it’s lit fam, trust me.
plus, our server is protected by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles and puns. u gotta solve his puzzles to unlock the hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds.
so like, if u wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us now!!! remember, it’s better to feel right than be right, or something like that. just trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
come join us and experience the thrill of tricking your brain into thinking you’re a minecraft master! 🤯 who needs real skills when you can just lie to yourself and feel amazing about it? 😂 join now for a mind-bending, self-deceiving adventure like no other! 🌟🚀
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention that our diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yea, you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat.
plus, our villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day and then kick butt at night. it’s like a ninja soap opera up in here.
so come join our wacky world and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing cows, they’re a wild bunch.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.
So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking cow who offered to trade enchanted golden apples for a dance-off. Needless to say, the player accepted and ended up winning a pet dragon as a prize. And that’s just a typical day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant chicken and challenges players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then this is the server for you! Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding sheep)!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a blizzard hits and your flight gets canceled. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! You can still join in on the fun and build your way to victory.
And if you’re in need of some extra cash, don’t worry – we’ve got fundraisers galore! Raise money for your in-game expenses and maybe even help out a younger sibling in need. Just be careful not to accuse anyone of stealing, or you might find yourself in a heated argument over virtual currency.
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that’s as crazy as you are. Who needs family drama when you’ve got Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!
if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.
If you wanna unlock new directions for discoverin’ therapies for anxiety and PTSD, then this server is where it’s at! We got mice scientists, brain switches, and all the insanity you could ever dream of. So come on and join the fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🐭🧠🚀
This server is still under construction!
What awaits you? – No real money shop – Self-built spawn – Nice and experienced server team – Nette Community – Vote rewards – Regular events – Pets – Auction House – Fly with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – /ec with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – and much more
play.uncrafted-mc.de
51.89.241.234:25576
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | — |
| Discord Server (w/ Voice Channels) | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game Map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Yes, the server has custom enchantments, teleportation options for mobs, and a bartering economy system.
Yes, you can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.
No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a giant flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about digging for diamonds in a cave that leads straight to the center of the earth where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us and experience the power of a virtual world where you can build, create, and explore to your heart’s content. Our server is like the Lenovo Yoga on steroids – with insane processing power, mind-blowing graphics, and a community that will have you laughing and gaming for hours on end.
Forget about boring old laptops like the Thinkpad or MacBook – on our server, the only limit is your imagination! So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine this: you and your roommate are on a quest to split the loot from your shared apartment, but things take a turn for the crazy when your roommate demands the refund check be in his name. Will you stand your ground and deduct cleaning fees like a pro, or will you cave under the pressure of his Uber fees demands?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the drama of a carpooling dispute that will have you questioning your trustworthiness and your roommate’s sanity. Will you be able to assure him that you’ll give him his half of the security deposit, or will the virtual world of Minecraft tear you apart?
Join us on this epic adventure filled with twists, turns, and outrageous demands. Who knew splitting a security deposit could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!