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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4963 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 277 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!
And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.
So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.
