self-inflicted wounds Minecraft Servers

Self-Inflicted Wounds

  • CraftyFails: Epic Screw-Ups

    CraftyFails: Epic Screw-Ups

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to see players accidentally blow up their own bases with TNT, get pranked with fake diamond ore, or fall into traps that lead to nowhere but a pit of lava.

    We have players who have built giant statues of themselves out of dirt, tried to ride pigs off cliffs, and even attempted to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was water.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun at the expense of others, then come join us and see just how creative people can get when they’re trying to screw themselves over in the most hilarious ways possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDisaster

    CraftyDisaster

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

    We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

    Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

    Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

    Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Hollow Eye Creeper Crew

    The Hollow Eye Creeper Crew

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a real-life sudoku master who completes puzzles with one hand while cutting their wrist with the other! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you never know what crazy challenge will be thrown your way next. Plus, our community of players all have hollow eyes, so you’ll fit right in! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SleepyBiterCraft

    SleepyBiterCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even sleeping is an adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally biting yourself while sleeping – it’s a feature, not a bug!

    Our server is so insane that even your dreams will be filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to cuddle. Who needs a good night’s sleep when you can have a night full of unexpected surprises?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become part of a community where sleepwalking is encouraged and sleep biting is just a normal part of the experience. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll discover in our world of endless possibilities!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HostageCraft: No Surrender

    HostageCraft: No Surrender

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

    so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnalogProstateExamCraft

    AnalogProstateExamCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

    we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

    so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Krotje Hardcore MC

    Krotje Hardcore MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

    play.krotje.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

    Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

    And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP