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ElMayoCraft

arrest, Arrest warrant, crime, criminal, criminal charges, criminal investigation, drug cartel, drug lord, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, illegal activities, law enforcement, Mexican, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, Reuters, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8875	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	1198
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5507	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

AMERICANS, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, gun ownership analysis, gun ownership data, gun ownership findings, gun ownership report, gun ownership research, gun ownership statistics, gun ownership study, gun ownership survey, gun ownership trends, GunCraft2023, national survey, ownership, Protection, second amendment, self defense, statistics, survey

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5863
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	5504
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Server, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, WTF

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.

PostKickCraft SMP

audience interaction, blogging, brand awareness, Community Building, CONTENT, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, digital strategy, ENGAGEMENT, kick, Marketing, online marketing, online presence, post, PostKickCraft, Promotion, sharing, smp, social media, social sharing, social-networking, viral content

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

blockbusters, breaking the law, committing crimes, criminal activity, criminal acts, criminal behavior, criminal conduct, criminal offenses, Edition, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activity, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal deeds, law enforcement, law violations, law-breaking, unethical behavior, unlawful activities

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	1610	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

aid, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, harris, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian situation, I will not be silent, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, resolution, Silence, Support, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3972
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!

CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre

communication barriers, CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre, cultural influences, family history, generational trauma, inherited mispronunciations, intergenerational issues, language acquisition, language development, language struggles, linguistic challenges, linguistic heritage, naked, peanut, phonetic mistakes, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, simple words, speech patterns., Theatre, verbal communication

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Star Shards Collected:	101	Emeralds Found:	7615
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!