Self-Indulgence MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MansionSoloMinecraftSMP

luxury living, indulgent living, year-long getaway, lavish accommodations, millionaire lifestyle

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this, but I won a contest to live in a luxury mansion in this EPIC Minecraft SMP for a whole year! And get this, I’m all alone in this massive mansion, like no one else around, just me and all this luxury.

I’m talking diamond chandeliers, emerald-encrusted toilets, and a pool filled with golden apples. It’s like living in a castle made of enchanted blocks or something. And the best part is, there’s no creepers or zombies trying to ruin my vibe.

So, how do I make the most of it? Well, first off, I’m gonna throw the most epic parties ever. Like, invite all the villagers from nearby and have a DJ booth with jukeboxes playing disc 11 on repeat. And then, I’ll start a llama racing track in the backyard because why not, right?

Oh, and did I mention the secret passageways in the mansion that lead to hidden treasure rooms? Yeah, I’ll be spending a lot of time exploring those for sure. And maybe I’ll even start a llama racing league with the villagers, who knows?

But yeah, if you want to join me in this crazy adventure, hit me up and let’s make this luxury mansion even more lit! Let’s goooooo! 🎉🏰💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LivingTheLuxuryLife

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Escape The Grind 1.21.1

Lazy, leisure, stay at home, time off, avoiding work

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

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LonelyCraft SMP: Valentine’s Day Solo

self-enjoyment, smp, self-care, self-date, treating myself

Omg guys, like, if you’re gonna be all alone on Valentine’s Day, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! We have, like, the most epic parties ever with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing heart sunglasses. And get this, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden disco room where we dance the night away to Creeper remixes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo with baby pandas and parrots that can sing Taylor Swift songs. And our admin once fought off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. It was, like, so epic, you guys.

So, if you wanna spend Valentine’s Day in the most insane and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP now! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in a world made of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air, my dudes!

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BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

longer bathroom breaks, bathroom, Afk, Relaxation, Grooming

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

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CraftyCashGifts

self-indulgence, self-reward, treat yourself, luxury, gift

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

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MineCraftGuiltyPleasure

indulgence, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure books, no shame, guilty pleasure hobbies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with friendly creepers! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky and wild adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re feeling daring, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – loser has to wear a tutu for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MineCraftyShowerTime

meditation, self-indulgence, pampering, Alone Time, MineCraftyShowerTime

Are you tired of wasting your precious time in the shower when you could be building epic creations in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding dragons through the Nether, and participating in intense dance-offs with Endermen. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring showers and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

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Gifts4MeXmasSMP

self-gifting, self love, holiday shopping, self-care, holiday treats

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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LuxuryLootsMC SMP

self-care, self love, treat yourself, guilty pleasure, self care habits

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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SplurgeCraft Minecraft Server

MIRROR, Goal, BEDROOM, make it splurges, luxury item

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while wearing nothing but your underwear, just like your favorite rockstar shredding on a Gibson Explorer Designer Series guitar.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner rock god and play epic tunes like Master of Puppets while chugging along in your virtual world. Who needs real instruments when you have a pickaxe and some redstone, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a bull run of epic proportions. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft rockstar sensation!

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