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CraftyFails: Epic Screw-Ups

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	900458	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally blow up their own bases with TNT, get pranked with fake diamond ore, or fall into traps that lead to nowhere but a pit of lava.

We have players who have built giant statues of themselves out of dirt, tried to ride pigs off cliffs, and even attempted to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was water.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun at the expense of others, then come join us and see just how creative people can get when they’re trying to screw themselves over in the most hilarious ways possible!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

active lifestyle, burn calories, Burner, calorie, calorie burning, continuous walking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exercise, FITNESS, health, metabolism, physical activity, REST, rest stops, STOP, Stops, Strolls, walking benefits, walking efficiency, walking routine, walking tips, Walks, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

TerraCrafts Survival

adventure exploration survival builder fighter multiplayer sandbox community economy factions minigames roleplay skyblock creative vanilla modded PVP farming friendly mature, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Crops Grown:	9778	Ores Mined:	5352
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

mc.terracrafts.com

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	97	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Votes:	3902	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

tophat.mysrv.us:25261

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

cock tribute, cock tribute thread, long tail tags: tribute requests, Minecraft, Requests, saves, saves thread, Server, Thread, trib, Tribe, tribute thread requests

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

KickOutCraft

aita, basement, Company, coordinating, Emotionally, financially, gasslight, Helping, kicked out, KickOutCraft, mental health, president, Promise, Quiet, relationship, Renovating, scheduled, senior dogs, single mother, sister-in-law, speak out

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1759
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, computer technology, electricity, global economy, Impact, Industrial Revolution, innovation, internet, invention, medical advancements, Minecraft, printing press, RedstoneRevolution, renewable energy, scientific discoveries, smp, social media, society, space exploration, Technology, Transportation, world-changing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

PixelPeenPraise

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, kind words, Men, nicest thing, penis, PixelPeenPraise, positive feedback, praise, reddit, self esteem, supportive, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	3654	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Westera SMP

Adventure, authentic, competitive, cowboys, Cross-Play, Economy, Friends, Frontier, HAT, Horses, Immersive, MCMMO, Mechanics, Pioneers, PvE, PvP, Saloon, Survival, Vanilla, Western, wild west, Wilderness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7691

Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

ms.westera.gg