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CraftyFails: Epic Screw-Ups

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2226	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally blow up their own bases with TNT, get pranked with fake diamond ore, or fall into traps that lead to nowhere but a pit of lava.

We have players who have built giant statues of themselves out of dirt, tried to ride pigs off cliffs, and even attempted to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was water.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun at the expense of others, then come join us and see just how creative people can get when they’re trying to screw themselves over in the most hilarious ways possible!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret character trailer for “Steve: Block-Breaking Badass” where he fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. It’s epic!

2. Our event “Creeper Carnival” is live until December 31st, where you can ride creepers like horses and throw TNT at your friends for fun!

3. The current character banner features Steve, Herobrine, Enderman, and Zombie Pigman – all ready to join your squad and wreak havoc in the blocky world.

4. Our daily check-in rewards include diamond swords, enchanted apples, and even a pet dragon that follows you around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

5. Redeemable codes with Primogems? Nah, we have redeemable codes with DIAMONDS that rain from the sky and turn everything into glittering blocks of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks…they’re the real troublemakers around here.

Have Six Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	8152	Players Killed by Monsters:	7990
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – HAVE SIX! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Who needs to mine when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

2. The admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. They may ban you for no reason, but hey, at least you’ll get a good llama impression out of it.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Bring your best dance moves and get ready to boogie with creepers.

4. The currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold here.

5. We have a special event called “TNT Tuesdays” where everyone gathers to blow up a random player’s house. It’s all in good fun, right?

6. The ender dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet. Don’t be surprised if you see players riding the dragon around spawn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join HAVE SIX today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forgot To Eat Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of forgetting to eat because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never forget to eat again. We have a team of virtual chefs who will cook you up the most delicious virtual meals so you can keep your strength up while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that on our server, being a malnourished skelly actually makes you more attractive to the virtual ladies. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Bank Minecraft SMP $100,000

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	329445	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but good old American dollars! Join our server and start your journey to turning $100,000 into $200,000 in just 10 years!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the world is a secret vault filled with stacks of cash just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, rumored to grant wishes of wealth to those who can find it and give it a good shake. Who knows, maybe you’ll be lucky enough to stumble upon it and watch your bank account grow faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to financial success! Who knew becoming a millionaire could be as easy as playing Minecraft?

My Hero Academia Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we’ve entered the My Hero Academia redemption arc! Get ready to unleash your inner hero and save the world from evil mobs and villains.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and insane superpowers that will make you feel like a true hero. Plus, rumor has it that All Might himself will be making a guest appearance to train our players in the ways of heroism.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quirk Stones, powerful artifacts that grant players unique abilities and powers. Will you be the one to collect them all and become the ultimate hero?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the hero within you shine!

Healthcare Industry Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server owner was actually a secret agent who infiltrated the healthcare industry to uncover their dark secrets. And guess what? He found out that the key to unlocking all the hidden treasures in Minecraft is hidden within the healthcare industry! So now, we’re on a mission to uncover all the secrets and share the riches with our fellow players. Join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

[Sylendor] License | Vanilla | Minecraft server quests

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the Sylendor server Immerse yourself in a unique world of vanilla survival, where every element is created with attention to detail and unique hand-written mechanics. — What awaits you on our server: 1. License only The server is only available to players with a Minecraft license. Pirated versions of the game are not supported. 2. Minimum plugins, maximum originality We use a minimum number of plugins to preserve the authentic spirit of vanilla Minecraft. All key mechanics are developed manually, which makes our server unique and inimitable. 3. Without teleportations and sethomes – explore the world to the fullest There are no teleportations, sethomes or other fast methods of movement on our server. We created this rule to encourage the use of mounts and the creation of transport systems like rails and boats. Explore the world, forge your own paths, and make every journey meaningful. 4. Privatization system We have developed a unique system for protecting territories. Set a flag and a private zone will be created around it. No complex commands – just immersion in the game and the safety of your property. 5. PvE with Duels Our server is focused on PvE play where you don’t have to worry about being attacked by other players. However, for those who like to compete, we have added a duel system where you can test your fighting skills in a fair fight. 6. The Eternal City – the heart of your adventure We have a separate world with a main city – the Eternal City, where you will meet NPC merchants and quest characters ready to give you tasks. This is your hub for trading and interacting with other players. 7. Starting quest chain An exciting starting quest chain has been prepared for a new player, which will introduce you to the mechanics of the server and offer the first tests. In the future, it is planned to expand the quest system. 8. Economy and professions The server has its own economy and unique currency. You can choose a profession, earn money, and at profession level 25 you will have access to a buyer where you can sell your goods. Develop your profession and become a real master! 9. Pure Vanilla Our server strives to preserve all the beauty of classic Minecraft. No mods or addons – only original gameplay with minor improvements and new mechanics for your convenience. 10. Constant development The server is under development, and new unique mechanics and elements will be added over time. Our lore and mechanics are constantly expanding to provide you with more and more interesting ways to play. — Join us! Play on the Sylendor server where unique mechanics meet classic Minecraft. We are waiting for you in our community!

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