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That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
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That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
- That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?
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WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP
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CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of killer bunnies. The only way to access it is by solving a riddle written in pig Latin while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (literally, his fist is made of iron). He challenges all newcomers to a chicken jousting tournament, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.
But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is for the unforgettable adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the sky or embarking on a quest to find the mythical Creeper Queen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let the madness begin!
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BlockBustersMC
Are you tired of spending hours in front of your computer screen watching questionable content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!Join our server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our virtual world is so captivating and immersive that you won’t even remember what porn is.
We have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as committed to kicking their bad habits as you are. Plus, rumor has it that defeating the Ender Dragon on our server will instantly erase all memories of your past porn-watching days.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to a porn-free life!
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ComplimentKing Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and receive compliments on your ability to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen! Show off your skills in building gravity-defying structures made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your fellow players with your impeccable fashion sense by wearing nothing but a suit made of enchanted golden apples! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
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Skillz2Killz – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and learn the most underrated skill of all time – llama whispering! That’s right, our server is home to a secret society of llama whisperers who can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle. But that’s not all, we also have a hidden jungle temple filled with diamonds and a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties with the dolphins. So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become a master llama whisperer, join us now!
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Lessons4All Minecraft SMP
Have you ever accidentally mined straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no mining straight down” rule to prevent such tragedies. Join us and learn the importance of proper mining techniques while laughing at the ridiculous ways players have met their demise.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join us in epic battles against rival factions and witness the power of an army of clucking warriors.
So come join us on our server and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that can only happen in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring a bucket of water to save yourself from falling into that lava pit).
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WeedlessWonder – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting griefed by creepers while trying to grow your own virtual weed farm in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to kick that habit and join a community of like-minded players who are all about that clean, blocky lifestyle.We have a strict no-weed policy on our server because we believe in promoting a healthy and wholesome gaming environment. Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the adrenaline rush of surviving a zombie apocalypse or building a giant statue of a llama out of diamond blocks?
Join us and say goodbye to weed-induced paranoia and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t miss it once you see the amazing things you can accomplish with a clear mind and a pickaxe in hand.
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CraftyCampus20
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers place to play Minecraft!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary Rainbow Diamond! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will gain unlimited power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like the annual “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual bacon.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Join now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life!
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AntiTalentMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of being the best at everything on Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate your anti-talents! From building wonky houses to accidentally blowing up your own creations, we want you to shine in all your anti-glory.Join us for a chance to showcase your unique skills, like getting lost in a straight line or always attracting creepers no matter where you go. Our community is filled with players who are just as bad as you, so you’ll fit right in!
But that’s not all – we have weekly competitions for the worst builder, the most accident-prone player, and even the player who can’t seem to find diamonds no matter how hard they try. Prizes include rare items, bragging rights, and a pat on the back for being so wonderfully terrible.
So come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got (or don’t got, in this case). Embrace your anti-talents and join the fun today!
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BlockParty Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your past mistakes and start fresh? Look no further than our server! Just like this player who turned their life around after a rough start, you too can join our server and leave all your troubles behind.Join us for a chance to rebuild your relationships, just like this player reconnected with their family after years of turmoil. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family within our Minecraft community!
But beware, just like this player’s family couldn’t let go of the past, our players might joke about your past mistakes. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, just like this player decided to cut ties with their family for the sake of their own happiness, you can always take a break from the server.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave your past behind and start anew! Who knows, you might even find a new family who will support you no matter what. See you in the game!