Self-Imposed Asylum MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Breakdowns

breakdowns, self-imposed asylum, Girlfriend, single player hobbies, PAINFUL

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

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TouchCraft: Real or Not?

beauty standards, fake breasts, body positivity, Miscommunication., love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of judgmental wives and explore a world of endless possibilities!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, free from any fake breast controversies. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their body shape or size.

Embark on epic adventures, mine for rare resources, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual realm. Who needs fake breasts when you have the power to create your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise there will be no holographic breasts or misunderstandings about touching other players’ assets. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!

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BlockAdVibes Minecraft Server

user engagement, internet safety, Advertise, advertising policies, account security

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

And the best part? We have a strict no-advertising policy, so you won’t have to deal with annoying spam messages while you’re trying to have fun. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft wackier than ever before!

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GlowCrafters United

United, skincare routine for glowing skin, healthy skin, glowing skin diet, skincare routine for healthy skin

Are you tired of looking like a zombie in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will give you that radiant, glowing skin you’ve always dreamed of! Join us and watch as your character’s complexion goes from dull to dazzling in no time.

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our players’ flawless skin. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server after realizing how important it is to have a good skincare routine in the world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and get ready to shine brighter than a diamond block! Who needs potions of night vision when you can have naturally glowing skin on our server? Trust us, your avatar will thank you.

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MH17Memorial Minecraft Server

Victims, Minecraft, Conflict, flight MH17, Grief

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes and reenact the tragedy of MH17 but with a twist! instead of crashing, the planes turn into magical unicorns and fly off into the sunset. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughter. plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure you won’t forget!

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SeineSwimShow2024

2024 olympics, cleanliness, swimming, France, Showcase

come join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server!

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NukeShelterInsurance

nuclear war, nuclear hazards, fallout shelters, nuclear fallout, insurance claims

yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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MinecraftMedDietCraze

mental health, MinecraftMedDietCraze, brain aging, nutrition, long-term study

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like eatin’ a Mediterranean diet for ur brain, ya feel me? Like, if u wanna reduce ur risk of bein’ a total noob and forgettin’ where u put ur diamonds, dis server is da place to be!

We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!

Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!

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Minty Clique Minecraft Server

social circle, Miscommunication., Mint, Server, group

Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ group on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Mint is not just a part of the clique, he IS the clique! Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and exclusive access to Mint’s secret stash of enchanted diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be besties with Mint and rule the Minecraft world together!

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Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

Republican National Convention, Closeted, LGBTQ community, super bowl, Faggots

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

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