self-importance Minecraft Servers

Self-Importance

  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

    First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! πŸ₯”πŸŒˆπŸ’ŽπŸ¦„πŸ•ΊπŸΌπŸ‘‘πŸš½ #PotatoPower

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbPrideMC SMP

    DumbPrideMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

    But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConfidenceCraft SMP

    ConfidenceCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a unicorn, amirite?

    And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Entitled Society Minecraft SMP

    Entitled Society Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

    Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

    But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EgoCraft: Narcissistic Adventures

    EgoCraft: Narcissistic Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can be the ultimate narcissist and rule over all! show off ur grandiosity and leadership skills as u build ur empire and make others bow down to u. u don’t need to worry about what others think of u, cuz on this server, u are the king (or queen) of the world. come join us and let ur narcissistic tendencies run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftBeautism

    MineCraftBeautism

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

    we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

    come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

    SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. Oh, did we forget to mention that all llamas on our server can talk? Yeah, it’s a thing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EgoCraft: Where Narcissists Grow Up!

    EgoCraft: Where Narcissists Grow Up!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some people are, like, totally full of themselves and think they’re, like, the center of the universe? well, turns out they actually get nicer as they get older, like fine wine or stinky cheese. like, can u imagine a world where all the narcissists are suddenly all, like, giving and caring and stuff? it’s like a total plot twist in the story of life, man. so, if u wanna see this crazy transformation in action, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got all the narcissists you could ever want, but they’re, like, super nice and friendly now. it’s a total trip, dude. come see for yourself and be part of this wild social experiment. plus, we’ve got, like, diamond armor giveaways and stuff. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BestEver Minecraft Server

    BestEver Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you long to bask in the glory of someone who is quite literally the best person ever? Look no further, for on this server, you will have the privilege of worshiping the divine light incarnate – ME.

    Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP