we’ve seen players go from being shy and awkward to being the life of the party, all because they felt good about themselves. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. so come join us and let your inner beauty shine through! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret society of unicorns that only the most attractive players can join? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
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EgoCraft: Know Thyself
Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Are you ready to unleash your inner unicorn ninja warrior princess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to ride a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We got you covered!Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.
Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
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DumbCraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?
Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!
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Makeup & Madness Server
so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest party you’ve ever been to but in block form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.if you join, you’ll get to meet the legendary player who once built a castle made entirely of diamonds. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground city where players ride around on llamas wearing sunglasses.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map. one time, someone found a enchanted golden apple that gave them superpowers for a whole week. true story.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, you might even become the next diamond castle builder extraordinaire.
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LockedLoo Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of locking bathroom doors? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual bathroom with a door that never locks! No more accusations of secret makeup sessions or weird bathroom habits.Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with makeup supplies for those who dare to explore the depths of the virtual world.
So come join us and leave the bathroom door drama behind. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual makeup tutorial showdown with other players! The possibilities are endless on our server – just like the arguments over bathroom door locks.
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SelfLoathingCraft
Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! That’s right, you can prance around the world spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best chicken impression and they’ll lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. It’s like a rave party that never ends! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Steve forever!
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SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and show off your best physical features to all the other players. Are you proud of your perfectly sculpted abs? Show them off while you mine for diamonds! Do you have killer biceps from all that block-breaking? Flex them while you battle mobs in the Nether!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Boot Gang, a group of players who only wear diamond boots no matter what the situation. Want to join their ranks and strut your stuff in the most blinged-out footwear in all of Minecraft? Then this is the server for you!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, showing off your best physical features in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond boot-wearing superstar!
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InsecureSteveMC SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!
We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.
Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!
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PixelPerfectCraft
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.