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  • MineCraftyBeauties

    MineCraftyBeauties
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

    Join us and find out why personality is the only thing that matters in our pixelated paradise. We don’t care if you’re a diamond sword-wielding warrior or a potato farmer, as long as you bring the laughs!

    Our server is home to the most beautiful and handsome players in all of Minecraft, but don’t worry, their personalities are just as stunning. From charming creepers to sassy skeletons, you’ll never know what hilarious characters you’ll meet next.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why personality is the key to success in our wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

    GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

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  • EgoCraft: Not So Humble

    EgoCraft: Not So Humble
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like entering a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.

    we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.

    also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.

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  • AssCraft: Booty Edition

    AssCraft: Booty Edition
    so, dis server is like da best place to be if u wanna see some real nice womanly asses on some men. like, dey got da best pixel booties in all of minecraft land. u wanna see some curvy block butts? dis be da place to be, fo sho.

    but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.

    plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.

    so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.

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  • SelfHateCraft

    SelfHateCraft
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or if you’re in the mood to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.

    So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!

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  • EnergyExerted

    EnergyExerted
    join our minecraft server if you want to be anything but normal. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us.

    we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

    if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit. who needs a boring old horse when you can ride around on a diamond-spitting llama?

    plus, our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples. you’ll never have to worry about hunger or health again.

    so come join us on our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had. normal is boring, but our server is anything but normal.

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  • MommaMedzCraft

    MommaMedzCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s unreasonable requests? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can shave your arms without any judgment! Our virtual bathrooms have unlimited space, so you never have to worry about sharing with anyone else. Plus, if anyone dares to tell you what to do with your body hair, you can challenge them to a virtual moustache-shaving duel! Let your creativity run wild and build a world where you are the master of your own grooming choices. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a hilarious and absurd Minecraft adventure!

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  • ShortStackCraft

    ShortStackCraft
    so, on dis server, you can be as tall as you WANT. you can be a GIANT if you want to, stomp around and crush all da lil’ players in your path. or you can be a teeny tiny ant-sized player, sneakin’ around and stealin’ all da diamonds.

    we also have a secret underground city where all da players are actually aliens in disguise. they speak in weird alien languages and have super cool space ships to fly around in. join dis server if you wanna be part of da intergalactic gang.

    oh, and did we mention we have a magical forest where all da animals can talk? yep, you can have conversations with a talking pig or a wise old owl. they might even give you quests to go on and treasures to find.

    so, if you’re lookin’ for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience, come join us on dis server. who knows what crazy adventures await you!

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  • HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

    HorribleCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

    Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

    But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

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  • HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

    HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!
    Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!

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