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MirrorlessManes
join dis minecraft server if u wanna have ur hair lookin stiff like dem olden days! we got mirrors everywhere so u can check ur hair 24/7! no need to worry bout ruinin ur hair cuz we got u covered! come join da fun and show off ur stiff hair to da world! #hairgoals #mirrorselfies #minecraftmadness -
VersionImpossiblCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where u can never see ur current version cuz u always changin like a chameleon on speed. one minute ur a pig, next minute ur a diamond sword. it’s like a surprise party in ur pants every time u log on. come join the fun and see what version of urself u’ll be next! -
SelfLoathingCraft
Are you tired of living in a world where your only option is to be yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anyone you want to be! Want to be a unicorn riding a flying pig? Done. Want to be a ninja turtle fighting off zombie villagers? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Here, you can let your imagination run wild and create a world that is truly your own. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. The sky’s the limit on our server!
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KidCraftedFunLand
Remember when your 10-year-old self used to dream of building epic castles and exploring magical worlds in Minecraft? Well, now you can make your inner child proud by joining our server and living out those childhood fantasies!Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to team up and go on epic quests together. We once defeated a dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs – true story.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your 10-year-old self that you haven’t forgotten how to have fun in Minecraft!
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BlockyBody Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a boring body? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the weird and wacky bodies out there! Join us and show off your unique features like having four arms, a tail, or even glowing eyes! Don’t be a square, be a polygon on our server! -
10YearOldMeVsNow
Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!
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LeftRightCraft
come join our server, where the world is so wacky that you’ll start seeing things you never thought possible. like looking to the left or right for the first time ever! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain do a backflip and land in a pile of rainbow-colored blocks. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this mind-bending experience. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! -
PlasticCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of looking at all those Hollywood celebs who’ve wrecked themselves with plastic surgery? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that madness! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without any need for plastic surgery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even reverse the effects of bad plastic surgery in real life. So come on, join us and say goodbye to botched botox and wonky lip fillers! -
BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.
But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!
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MirrorCraft: Younger Me
lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule
