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  • SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP

    SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and show off your best physical features to all the other players. Are you proud of your perfectly sculpted abs? Show them off while you mine for diamonds! Do you have killer biceps from all that block-breaking? Flex them while you battle mobs in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Boot Gang, a group of players who only wear diamond boots no matter what the situation. Want to join their ranks and strut your stuff in the most blinged-out footwear in all of Minecraft? Then this is the server for you!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, showing off your best physical features in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond boot-wearing superstar!

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  • AgeCraft: Forever Young

    AgeCraft: Forever Young
    are you tired of being judged by your age on other servers? come join us where age is just a number and everyone is a potato! yes, you heard right, a potato! we have a secret potato cult where we sacrifice creepers for the glory of the potato god.

    our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.

    if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.

    so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?

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  • InsecureSteveMC SMP

    InsecureSteveMC SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!

    We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.

    Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!

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  • PixelPerfectCraft

    PixelPerfectCraft
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • MirrorMischief Minecraft SMP

    MirrorMischief Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to be as weird as possible in front of a mirror.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a room full of mirrors. But these aren’t just any mirrors, oh no. These mirrors have magical powers that make you do the weirdest things you’ve ever done in front of a mirror. Dance like a chicken? Check. Sing opera in your underwear? Double check. The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the secret mirror hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our mirror-tastic SMP today and let your inner weirdo shine! Just be sure to practice your best dance moves and vocal warm-ups before logging on. Trust us, you’re gonna need them.

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  • SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hating yourself in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let all your self-hatred melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will love you unconditionally (unless you steal their diamonds, then all bets are off).

    Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and lava instead of boring old couches and therapists. You can work through your self-hate by punching trees, fighting off zombies, and creating the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll cheer you on every step of the way, even if you accidentally blow up your own house (again).

    So why waste time hating yourself in real life when you could be hating yourself in Minecraft instead? Join our server today and let the self-loathing begin!

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  • PrettyCraftGirls

    PrettyCraftGirls
    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz even da lil kiddos be carin bout their beauty! like, 3 year old girls be like “i need dat diamond armor to look cute af” while da boys be like “i just wanna smash dem creepers, idc bout lookin good”. it’s like a beauty pageant meets Minecraft, u gotta see it to believe it! come join us and show off ur pixelated beauty, cuz even da youngest players know dat lookin fly is da key to survival in dis blocky world!

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  • BootyCraft

    BootyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

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  • FiancéFollyCraft

    FiancéFollyCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!

    Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

    With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

    And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!

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  • ByeByeBeautyStandards

    ByeByeBeautyStandards
    Are you tired of being judged by society’s unrealistic beauty standards? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be as pixelated and blocky as you want and still be considered a total babe! Say goodbye to contouring and filters, because on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are – even if they’re just a bunch of squares.

    Join us and let your inner beauty shine through in a world where appearances don’t matter, only your crafting skills do. Plus, rumor has it that the more unique and quirky your Minecraft skin is, the more powerful you become in the game. So go ahead, rock that rainbow unicorn onesie or that giant taco costume – we won’t judge, we’ll just be in awe of your fabulousness.

    So come on over to our server and let your true beauty shine through in a world where the only standard is having fun and being yourself. Who needs makeup when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to make you look fabulous?

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