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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5749 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6284 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.