Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a master builder, a redstone wizard, or even a secret agent. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you about your sexuality unless you want to share!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who won’t spill your secrets. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting “mined” is diamonds!
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build towering castles, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
So come on, join our server and break all those promises you made to your younger self. After all, who needs to grow up when you can play Minecraft all day and night? Let the madness begin!
Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to team up and go on epic quests together. We once defeated a dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs – true story.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your 10-year-old self that you haven’t forgotten how to have fun in Minecraft!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!
Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner 10 year old self run wild with joy and wonder. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!
But beware, drama may ensue as family members compete for attention and block each other in the chat. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you be the one causing all the chaos? Join now and find out! #MinecraftDrama #FamilyFeuds #EpicQuests
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players with the most attractive physical features you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about players with diamond-encrusted armor, wings made of enchanted feathers, and eyes that shoot lasers (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stunning pixelated looks. Will you be crowned the most attractive player in all of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!
So why settle for a plain old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of beauty and excitement like never before? Join now and prepare to be dazzled!
you know how time travelers can like, go back in time and stuff? well, on this server, they can only regress the world around them, not their own minds. so like, they’d be stuck in this never-ending loop of familiar events, becoming ancient beings and stuff.
but don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. on this server, you can build the most insane creations, battle epic mobs, and even team up with other players to take on crazy challenges.
so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server and see if you can break the time loop and become the ultimate builder of all time. or something like that. just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
we have this crazy story about how the server was built on top of an ancient burial ground, and now the spirits of the dead haunt the players. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? you have to solve a series of riddles to get in, but it’s totally worth it.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the haunted mobs.
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| Proximity-based voice chat mod | |
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| Webmap | https://map.xmcnet.work |
| Various vanilla+ additions | |
| Bedrock client support | link your accounts |
| Experimental Features Enabled | Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers! |
We look forward to welcoming you into our community. Reach out to our staff on Discord for any questions.
**FAQ Questions & Answers:**
1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
- Yes, you can use mods that do not give an unfair advantage over other players. Mini-maps and utilities are allowed, but cheating mods are not permitted.
2. **Is there a voice chat feature on the server?**
- Yes, there is a proximity-based voice chat mod available on the server. It is optional to use.
3. **What are the server rules regarding griefing and stealing?**
- Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Any unauthorized actions will be detected by staff members through detailed logs.
4. **How can I apply to join the server?**
- You can apply by joining the Discord server linked in the overview section. Go to the #Landing channel and click "Apply". An admin will review your application.
5. **Is there support for Bedrock clients on the server?**
- Yes, there is support for Bedrock clients. You can link your accounts for Bedrock client support.
6. **What are the server specs and performance like?**
- The server runs on a Ryzen 9 5950x processor with 10 GB of RAM. It is located in New Jersey.
7. **Are there any experimental features enabled on the server?**
- Yes, there are experimental features enabled on the server, including early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers.
8. **Is there a webmap available to preview the server's world?**
- Yes, you can preview the server's world using the webmap provided at https://map.xmcnet.work.
1. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness here.
2. Our community is like a bag of holding, full of circles, clubs, and friends who will have your back no matter what. Need someone to help you fight off a horde of zombies? We got you covered.
3. The events on our server are so insane, you’ll be solving mysteries with the RABBIT SQUAD and searching for missing shrimp. Who knew shrimp could be so elusive?
4. Our content is off the charts, with Grand Assault missions like ShiroKuro where you’ll be facing torment with heavy armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with a twist!
5. And let’s not forget about the 3.5th Anniversary Livestream coming up. Rumor has it, there will be cake. And not just any cake, but cake that gives you superpowers in-game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong pickaxe, because things are about to get wild!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to show off your gains? Well, our server has a special “Flex Zone” where you can strut your stuff and impress all the other players. Who knows, you might even attract some virtual admirers!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in the depths of our server. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies as your funky dance partners. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of glowstone for the ultimate party experience.
And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the legendary “Chicken Challenge”? Legend has it that the bravest players who can out-cluck a horde of angry chickens will be rewarded with a diamond chicken statue that will make all your friends green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Experience the thrill of standing up to aggressive neighbors, cursing matches, and even police reports – all from the safety of your own virtual world. Take on the role of a parking spot warrior and fight for your right to park wherever you please (within the boundaries of the game, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to join this epic saga of parking lot chaos and camaraderie. And remember, we have cameras in the game too, so feel free to mess with other players’ virtual cars – it’s all part of the fun! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have.
Our server is so amazing, even the anniversary gifts are out of this world. Forget about paper traditions, we commission personalized paintings of your Minecraft adventures! And don’t worry, we won’t highlight your insecurities – unless you count the fear of running into a creeper in the dark!
Join us now and experience a world where your style preferences are always considered, where every gift is a reflection of your unique Minecraft personality. Who needs love languages when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server today!
