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  • Crafty Ladies: Less Porn, More Goals

    Crafty Ladies: Less Porn, More Goals
    come join our server where women with high self-acceptance are like, totally protected from problematic porn use! like, seriously, our server is like a safe haven for all the ladies out there who just wanna build and mine without worrying about getting sucked into some sketchy stuff online.

    and get this, if you’re a gal who uses porn a lot, our server will help you focus on your goals and be all productive and stuff. like, you’ll be so busy crafting and exploring that you won’t even have time for that other stuff.

    so come on over and join us for some epic adventures and a totally chill vibe. plus, who knows, you might even find your new bff while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Blockin’ Dad: Elope or Not?

    Blockin’ Dad: Elope or Not?

    The Familial Dilemma: A Wedding Under the Blocky Skies

    Welcome to “The Familial Dilemma,” the Minecraft server where traditions clash with blocky logic, and family ties dissolve into the ether of pixelated chaos. Here, we dive headfirst into a world where every pickaxe swing uncovers layers of absurdity and every creeper explosion echoes the whims of generational expectations.


    Step Into the Mayhem: What We’re About

    • Business Or Bust: Instead of your standard resource gathering, here you’ll accumulate familial approval points! Build your empire with your parents—or watch it collapse under the weight of their expectations.

    • The Wedding of the Century: Forget crafting a house; here you’ll build an elaborate wedding venue decorated with anxiety and the looming shadow of parental pressure! But here’s the twist: no one is really invited except you and the charming pixelated priest.

    Features of Discontent and Delight

    FeatureDescription
    Elope Escape RoutesCraft secret paths to elope! Get the enchanted elopement potion and fade into oblivion—or at least to the nearest cliff.
    Parental Wrath ModsInstall mods that make your parents unpredictable NPCs. Their reactions vary from loving support to chaotic declarations of ancient family obligations.
    Engagement Ring CraftingForge engagement rings using rare resources found in the Underworld! Only serious players can pursue true love here. It’s just a shiny bauble—or is it an ancient curse?
    Alliance of ExilesTeam up with other players who wish to escape familial bonds—but beware, the Wedding Planner is lurking!

    Rumors and Riddles: In-Game Legends

    • The Elopement Code: Legend speaks of a mystical code that, when deciphered, will let you scream “NO WEDDING!” into the void without consequence. Wise players claim to have witnessed blissful marriages without parental involvement—it’s said to involve a combination of ender pearls and redstone!

    • The Curse of Expectations: Supposedly, every Wedded player brings a curse upon their pixelated world, where their parents invade their realms, demanding intricate wedding designs and communal feasts. Are you strong enough to resist?

    Testimonials from the Fractured Realm

    “They laughed at my plans to embrace chaos. Little did they know I’d build my matrimonial fortress on the remains of my parents’ aspirations.” — Anonymous Craftivist

    “I thought I’d get a break from family drama in-game. Instead, the server turned my peaceful moments into a trial of wedding theories!” — ConfusedPlayer42


    Frequently Unanswered Questions (F.U.Q.)

    • Q: Is eloping really an option on this server?
    • A: Perhaps. The winds of fate might whisper possibilities, or they might just laugh at your choices!

    • Q: Can parents be removed from the server?
    • A: The parental NPCs are coded to remind you of your responsibilities. Good luck debugging that!

    Join at Your Own Risk!

    This server is not just a place to gather resources; it’s an existential crisis waiting to unfold! Dive into the spiral of what “family” means, amid colorful blocks and looming traditions. Join if you dare, but know that once you step into “The Familial Dilemma,” you may never escape the clutches of expectant relatives ever again.

    Do you still wish to log in, or have the pixelated conspiracies claimed another player? The choice is yours, but remember—those who elope may find sweet freedom… or just a new set of problems.

    Join now, if you crave chaos, confetti, and corrective expectations!

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  • Minecraft Server: NameChange Shenanigans

    Minecraft Server: NameChange Shenanigans

    Welcome to Coline’s Chaos Craft!

    Are you ready to descend into an abyss of pixelated madness? Where characters speak in riddles and cows run for president? Buckle your seatbelt. It’s going to be a bumpy ride with a side of existential dread!

    Features of Our Server

    FeatureDescription
    Endless void of nothingnessExperience the vacuum where your hopes and dreams go to die! There’s totally not a giant squid lurking beneath the surface… probably.
    Secret portal to the Upside-DownWhy explore the Nether when you can hang out with Demogorgons and regret every life choice you’ve made? Bonus points if you can solve a Rubik’s Cube!
    Peculiar Pet RocksCuddle them, feed them, or talk about your feelings. They won’t judge you, but they might roll away when you get weird.
    Glitchy TrampolinesBounce to infinity and watch as reality frays around the edges. Not recommended for those with a fear of heights or kaleidoscopes.
    Incomprehensible Crafting RecipesCombine a spoon with a piano and a toaster without burning down the pixel world! Results may vary; emotional scars included!

    Player Reviews

    “I sent my pet cactus to the realm of lost socks and now it’s a philosopher.” – A user known as ‘CactusConundrum’

    “The purple penguins stole my diamond pickaxe. Should I be flattered?” – Self-proclaimed ‘MagmaMoose’

    “My grandma lives in my house now, and she talks to the creepers. Should I invite her?” – Notorious ‘FrogWhisperer’

    “Why does every village have a trampoline made of spaghetti? Asking for a friend.” – Surrealist ‘PastaPalooza’

    A Final Warning

    Whatever you do, do NOT summon the ancient overlord known as “Lyx.” They thrive on chaos and strange names. Seriously, there’s no escape. Resistance is futile and glorious spaghetti awaits you at the end!

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  • Feel Right Be Right

    Feel Right Be Right
    so like, come join our epic minecraft server where u can feel right AND be right at the same time!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out their butts and magical unicorns that grant u three wishes but only if u do the chicken dance while singing the national anthem backwards!!!

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the bartenders?? it’s lit fam, trust me.

    plus, our server is protected by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles and puns. u gotta solve his puzzles to unlock the hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

    so like, if u wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us now!!! remember, it’s better to feel right than be right, or something like that. just trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • Name Change Minecraft Server

    Name Change Minecraft Server
    Looking for a place where you can be whoever you want to be without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and choose any name you want, whether it’s Piper, Pikachu, or even Pumpernickel!

    We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.

    Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉

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  • BlockyConfessions

    BlockyConfessions
    Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

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  • FlawlessGamer Minecraft SMP

    FlawlessGamer Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos you could cause with that power. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas that give out quests for you to complete.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. So if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP server ever and show off your biggest flaw (mine is that I can’t stop building giant statues of myself), then come on over and join the fun!

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  • SelfDate? Minecraft SMP

    SelfDate? Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So basically, we have this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us quests to find rare blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore, but watch out because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal all our loot. And get this, there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss mob called the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. It spits out llamas at you, it’s insane. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that you can ride if you’re feeling brave. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, it’s gonna be epic! #VillagerAliens #EnderLlamaBoss #TNTrollercoaster 🚀🐔🐲

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  • MadCraft: No Need to Please

    MadCraft: No Need to Please
    so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just want to build stuff and mine for diamonds but then u join this server and it’s like a whole new world, man. like, there are unicorns and flying pigs and u can ride on a dragon to battle other players. it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land, bro. and the best part is, if u join this server, u will become the chosen one and save the world from evil zombies and creepers. u will be hailed as the hero of the server and everyone will bow down to u. so like, why wouldn’t u want to join this epic minecraft server, right? come on, join us and become the legend u were always meant to be.

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