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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4113 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like entering a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.
