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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6472 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.