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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9826 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.