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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7796 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.