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  • Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP

    Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP

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    Welcome to the Wackadoodle Minecrazy SMP, where your blocky dreams come true and your sanity goes to vacation! 🌈✨

    Listen up, fellow cube enthusiasts! You ever think, ā€œMan, I’d really love to build a castle out of enchanted spaghetti while fighting off a horde of zombie llamas?ā€ Well, TOO BAD! Because here, all your wildest dreams (that don’t involve spaghetti, sorry) can come to LIFE!!!

    Join our server, where the only rule is there are NO rules but also a million rules you gotta figure out yourself. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but the treasure is an existential crisis! šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« When you log in, you’ll be greeted by a talking parrot that speaks fluent gibberish and challenges you to a dance-off. Lose, and you’ll be forced to wear a skin of a giant potato for a whole week. Win? You get the secrets of the universe, but not the answers you’re looking for – think of it as cosmic irony!

    But wait! There’s more! Ever wanted to build an underwater disco with neon squids as your backup dancers? WELL, WE GOT THAT! Just beware of the disco ball, it’s sentient and sometimes plays throwback hits from the 80s at random moments. One time, it summoned a dancing competition between Steve and a chicken, and lemme tell ya, that chicken had some serious moves. šŸ”šŸ’ƒ

    You think you can handle the CRIME WAVE? Yup! We’ve got an ENTIRE faction of renegade villagers that think they’re superheroes. They’ll try to save you from the evil fish overlords, but trust me, they’re WAY more trouble than they’re worth. Last week, they declared war on my crop of magical melons because they thought they were plotting to overthrow the moon. Spoiler alert: it was just a really intense game of “who can grow the biggest melon.” 🄳

    And oh man, don’t even get me STARTED on the end dimension. It’s like a glittery disco party gone wrong with endermen wearing party hats. They’ll throw an annual ā€œwelcome to the endā€ party that’s basically just an excuse for them to steal your stuff while singing show tunes. I lost my diamond pickaxe and a stack of cake once. IT WAS TRAUMATIC!!! šŸŽ‰šŸŽ­

    So, if you want to dive headfirst into a dimension where logic goes bye-bye and chaos reigns supreme, this is the place for you! We promise no two days are the same unless they are, and time really bends like a rubber band here. Come join the madness and prepare for the most nonsensical block-building adventure of your life!

    Grab your pickaxe, forget your other responsibilities, and come face some LOL-worthy mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll find true friends, or at least people who are just as confused as you are! šŸ„³āœØšŸ”ØšŸ˜

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  • Addicted to Minecraft SMP

    Addicted to Minecraft SMP

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    šŸŒŸšŸŒ WELCOME to the most WILD and WHACKY Minecraft SMP you NEVER knew you needed!!! šŸŽ®šŸ”„

    Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! šŸ¤ŖšŸ’”

    Here’s the deal, my dudes—first off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! šŸ¹šŸ¹ His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But here’s the catch—you gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! šŸ¤ÆšŸ’„ Totally nutritious, right?! (Don’t ask where the flesh comes from; it’s a trade secret!! 🤐)

    Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, you’ll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombie—this one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļøšŸ‘‹

    Plus, you’ve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. šŸŽ‚šŸ° BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Can’t make this stuff up! šŸ°šŸ’„

    And, please, don’t get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. šŸŒšŸ’› They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft ā€œEternal Honey,ā€ which literally gives you the power to fly—if you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” šŸšŸ’Ø

    Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized ā€œGolden Shovel of Total Embarrassmentā€! šŸ˜‚šŸ† Who doesn’t want that?!

    Join us now, or you’ll always wonder what life could have been. You could’ve remained addicted to boring ol’ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! šŸ°ā¤ļø

    SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! šŸ™ŒšŸ’„

    Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibbles—he’s watching you… šŸ‘€šŸ¹

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  • NovaDungeons

    NovaDungeons

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    Welcome to NovaDungeons, a dungeon and mmorpg server based in outer space! You are an agent of the interplanetary peacekeeping and aeronautics organization, Ring Flight. One of Ring Flight’s economy flights, Flight Charlie-343 has exploded in the sky over planet Sesephus-1, and it’s your job as an agent to journey to Sesephus-1, and discover what came of the ship.

    Journey through the dungeons of Sesephus-1, and experience an ever changing world(s) with a new update every week, and multiple planets in the works. Please join us at novadungeons.minefort.com!

    (NovaDungeons uses Minecraft 1.16.5)

    novadungeons.minefort.com

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  • Lolmc

    Lolmc

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    WELCOME TO LOLMC!

    A brand new hardcore pvp server that is 1.7-1.19 compatible!

    Create a team with your friends and take over the server!

    Build a base and fight for the top! Be careful! too many deaths will make your base raidable!

    -Watch out for moles! Be sure to only invite people you trust to your team! INSIDING IS ALLOWED

    What to Expect

    -Custom weapon enchants & items.

    -Custom item for completing the parkour in our spawn.

    -Custom weapon abilities.

    -Outposts.

    -Crates – Obtainable via our buycraft OR in game money!

    -Tags.

    -Custom armor with abilities.

    -Plots.

    -Custom Perks.

    -Large Warzone.

    -Teams.

    play.lolmc.xyz

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  • āœ…PrineMCāœ…DONATE TO ALL/FREEāœ…PETS/PETSāœ… Minecraft server

    āœ…PrineMCāœ…DONATE TO ALL/FREEāœ…PETS/PETSāœ… Minecraft server

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    āœ…PrineMCāœ…DONATE TO ALL/FREEāœ…PETS/PETSāœ…

    s2.prinemc.net

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  • ScepterJava

    ScepterJava

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    Scepter Network [Java]

    Check our Website for more details!!

    We have multiple vote sites, multiple servers and a lot to offer on our Network. We even have MCPE Servers!

    play.scepternetwork.com

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  • Aqpixelmon

    Aqpixelmon

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    Pixelmon Reforged

    aqpixelmon.minecraft.best

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  • ā¤ļø MIGOSMCā¤ļø Survival, MiniGames ⭐ 1.8-1.17+ Minecraft server

    ā¤ļø MIGOSMCā¤ļø Survival, MiniGames ⭐ 1.8-1.17+ Minecraft server

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    The server also has:• Parkour• Vape• Alcohol• Drugs• Clans• Marriage• Nano-Armor• Pets• Spinners!• Binary options

    eu.migosmc.net

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  • silly pixelmon

    silly pixelmon

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    Here is the websites to get the mod and forge Mod pixelmon generations: https://www.mediafire.com/file/9itp2xjergmm0yq/PixelmonGenerations-1.12.2-8.5.1.jar/file

    Forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122878885002

    -shiny starters

    147.135.30.48:25646

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  • KosmosMC Reborn

    KosmosMC Reborn

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    KosmosMC Reborn is a Towny survival experience aimed at giving a relaxing, enjoyable, inclusive and memorable time. Become the richest player, or maybe just build for fun. Build a mega-shop, or maybe just sell some potatoes. Grind for the best custom legendary items, or stick with your vanilla stuff. Whatever your playstyle, KosmosMC Reborn has a place for you.

    At KosmosMC Reborn, you will find a no grief, no cheating, inclusive and friendly environment. Hard work is rewarded, but just chilling is always fun too. We would love to have you here!

    play.kosmosmc.fun

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  • Galoxcraft 1.5.2 1.8

    Galoxcraft 1.5.2 1.8

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    Full Edits Server 1.5 and 1.8 With a wide variety of Economy mechanics, Allow hack and full pvp, NPC Stores, Multiple Farming System, Plots, 1vs1 System, Rankups and others!!

    Galoxcraft.minehost.pro

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  • HotWork server Minecraft

    HotWork server Minecraft

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    We have created a modern server for your game, you can visit dangerous dungeons, airdrops will not let you get bored, and you can also complete quests to earn a little extra money

    hotwork.fun

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