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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9906 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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