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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3425 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, granting wishes to all who witness it.
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!