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Lost in Myself 1.20.5
Bro, forget about the korean girl, join our Minecraft server and escape reality! We got blocks for days, bro. Build yourself a new life where you’re not a degenerate gooner who looks like Gollum. You can be a blocky hero, bro. No need to worry about hair loss when you’re rocking a blocky head, bro. God brought you to our server for a reason, bro. Embrace the blocks and leave the incest fantasies behind, bro. Join us and start a new chapter in your blocky life, bro. -
Eternal Dreaming Realms 1.20.6
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world and hang out with other ugly annoying pieces of shit who never shut the fuck up!We have a community of players who look just like this and will make you question reality every time you log on.
Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, confusion, and questionable life choices.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server.
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Eternal Legacy 1.21.1
Join our Minecraft server and escape from the depressing reality of your life! No need for a wife or kids here, just build your dream world block by block! With no friends in real life, make virtual friends on our server who will never judge you for being a 37-year-old virgin!Forget about your health problems and job you hate, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Use your useless college degree to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world! Plus, with erectile dysfunction from ssris, you can still experience the thrill of victory in Minecraft!
Don’t worry about buying a house or paying back loans, on our server, you can own multiple properties and never worry about money again! As a white, male, childless player, you’ll get all the welfare you need to live a NEET life in Minecraft!
So, instead of dragging your face through glass in real life, join our server and experience the joy of creativity, community, and endless possibilities! Who needs real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?
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Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with a wild mix of players who are either simping over each other or contemplating some extreme body modifications.Join us if you want to witness the craziest love triangles and quadrilaterals unfold right before your eyes. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama, am I right?
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their chests with nothing but dirt blocks, the possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, look no further. Just be prepared to either fall in love or lose a body part along the way. It’s all in good fun, right?
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Larper’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft things? Well, look no further because on our server, you can just press a button and instantly have a mansion made of diamonds!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate exclusively in dolphin noises. It’s like being in your own underwater paradise, except there’s no water and you’re not a dolphin.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you! -
ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory! -
What the Heck Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together! -
””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP
Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.