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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9342 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Votes: | 5186 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
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