Join us for a jolly good time filled with epic builds, friendly players, and no judgment for being a hyper ADHD kid (we welcome all types here). Our server is a coal-free zone, so you can rest assured that your Christmas won’t be ruined by any mean-spirited Santas.
And if you’re worried about ruining Christmas for your little sister like this player, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone is treated with kindness and respect. So come on over and let’s spread some holiday cheer together – no coal required!
Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!
Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!
Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.
And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.
So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!
Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.
Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?
On our server, you can build a new future for yourself, free from the horrors of your past. Let your creativity run wild as you construct amazing structures and explore endless possibilities.
Forget about your disgusting thoughts and embrace a world where anything is possible. Join us now and start a new chapter in your life – one filled with laughter, friendship, and endless adventures. Don’t let your mind torture you any longer – join our server and let the fun begin!
"Minecraft Server: Blocked Traditions"
Welcome, you magnificent butterfly, to the land of chaotic pixels and deranged parrots! Here, the cows fly backwards and the water tastes like spaghetti! We’re *definitely* not responsible for what your mind might see or hear. Enter at your own risk…or not. Whatever!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Potato Factory | Stacks of potatoes falling from the sky every Tuesday at noon. Don’t ask why. |
| Philosopher’s Creeper | Creepers that quote Plato but also explode. Think fast! |
| Time-Warp Pigs | Pigs that fly through time and space after eating a diamond. Good luck catching them! |
| Invisible Waterfall | A waterfall that you can hear but can’t see. It’s definitely there! |
| Cursed Blocks of Cheese | Says “WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRAPDOORS” but we’re not sure about what. |
| Dreamcatcher of Doom | Catch your dreams only to find that they are now your nightmares. Sweet dreams, or else! |
“The spiders talk back but they refuse to take my advice on landscaping!”
“One day I logged in and found my house replaced by a giant rubber duck. It quacks!”
“I built a home out of ice cream, and now my neighbors think I’m a delicious treat.”
“Fish flies, Minecraft skies, and my cat just learned to code????!”
But wait! If you embrace the spaghetti monster and pet the flying unicorns, you just might see the majesty of total insanity! We’re everywhere and nowhere at once. Don’t forget to feed the llamas your secrets! But be warned: one rumor can turn a whole village into dancing zebras.
The exit door is just a portal to your wildest dreams, or your worst nightmares. Choose wisely, hero. The time of the rubber duck approaches! 🦆🚪✨
Welcome, weary traveler! You’ve stumbled upon a realm where every pixel vibrates with domestic tension and misguided goodwill. A Minecraft experience where cleaning the kitchen is not just an act of love, but triggers cosmic family feuds and epic battles against the forces of passive-aggressive mothers! Here, the ordinary becomes extraordinary—and it’s giving off some serious alternate dimension vibes.
In this world, your existence depends on the opinions of unseen matriarchs—everyone’s judging your dishwashing skills, and the stakes have never been higher. Stay alert as you navigate a house of horrors filled with tapping feet, secret texts, and the heavy weight of unfinished dishes!
Banshee Clean-Up Quests:
Table of Discontent:
| Quest Type | Chaos Factor | Potential Fallout |
|---|---|---|
| Midnight Cleaning | ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | Mother-in-Law’s Ultimatum |
| Stealthy Pizza Watch | ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | Sudden Noise Controversy |
| Awkward Apologies | ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | Cosmic Disapproval from Elders |
“I just wanted to help, but now I’m the villain in this tragic saga!” — [u/NotGuiltyButSorry]
“My friend joined this server and now, I can’t help but question our entire friendship. Are we meant to wash dishes?” — [u/CleaningIsLife]
NOTE: 84% of players report night terrors after experiencing the Silent Mother Spirit. Side effects may include spoon-induced trauma and compulsive dishwashing.
Banned in 12 Dimensions: It was said that this server was outlawed in not just one, but twelve alternate realities. Is it because of the bizarre disturbances caused by player cleaning rituals? Or could it be the chain of mistrust forged by failure to communicate? We can’t say!
Hidden Egg: Some say that in the depths of the server lies the Fabled Dish of Truth—a relic capable of showing the consequences of every single cleaning effort. But beware! Only the pure-hearted can wield it without being cursed by chaotic kitchen vibes!
Q: Is it safe to clean in this realm? A: Well… just remember, safety is subjective. Who really likes clean dishes anyway?
Q: How can I apologize to the mother figure? A: Achieving forgiveness might involve crafting her a life-sized statue out of bone meal. But really, what’s the point? “Apologies” are just words, right?
Come play Cosmic Chaos Kitchen, where every decision leads to volcanic eruptions of domestic dissatisfaction. Unravel absurd truths, forge ridiculous alliances, and navigate the unpredictable chaos that lurks behind every pixelated corner. Remember, cleaning is a dangerous game—and no one leaves unscathed.
Dare to defy the mundane—see you on the dishwashing battlefield!
Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍
Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!
Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:
Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!
Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!
Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).
Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?
Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!
Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥
our server is so lit, we have turkey generals leading the charge, gobbling orders and strutting their stuff on the battlefield. you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, trust me.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special turkey skin for your character, complete with feathers and a beak. strut your stuff in style as you take on the world with your feathered friends by your side.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the turkey revolution. gobble gobble, mothercluckers!
Step right up, brave citizens of the cube! In the unyielding sprawl of pixelated terrain lies The Blocky Abyss—a realm of treachery, ambivalence, and the ever-festering whispers of power playing. Hear the tale of a conspiracy so exhausting it could melt your diamond pickaxe just by glancing at it!
Forget what you know about diplomacy and borders. Here, we rewrite the map with enchanted ink and a severed peace treaty. Rumors suggest that European Peacekeepers, enchanted with the wisdom of the ancients they stole from the End, are set to grace our land—but beware! Their arrival may inadvertently wake the Slumbering Eldritch Entities (SEE), lurking beneath the Bedrock.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infiltration Mechanics | Disguises that turn you into a grass block! Sneak past the unwitting and engage in underhanded surveillance! |
| Diplomatic Quests | Embark on quests where swords and negotiations are interchangeable. Will you stab your way to diplomatic relations or craft an elaborate peace table? |
| Eldritch Entities | Speak with the whispers of lost realms! Offer sacrifices of cobblestone and hope for a nod of approval—or face annihilation! |
| PVP until Peace | Slaughter your enemies until they kneel in submission! Peace isn’t just a word; it’s a cubical court on fire! |
| Enchanted Proxy War | Join alliances with explosive potential! Will you fight for NATO-narratives or unleash chaos on behalf of the Twelve-Fingered Emperors? |
“I’ve never been so morally confused while mining! I thought it was peaceful, but then I turned around…” — NostalgicNoob42
“It’s just a game until you realize you’re crafting mischief and might on the same anvil.” — CraftyTradesman88
With every block you place, remember this: joining The Blocky Abyss may not be a choice.
Dive in, embrace the madness where European Peacekeepers are but mere puppets dancing on strings created by a grandeur twisted through the fading echoes of world politics. The click of your mouse could be the last sound heard before a building explodes, or before you align in perfect harmony with an iconic slab of granite.
Step into the chaos! Join now, lest you find another dimension where the blocks have eyes!
SO, GET THIS, JUST A FEW DAYS OF PLAYING ON OUR SERVER COULD MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR OWN NAME! YUP, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN GO WACKY!
AND GET THIS, IT’S NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE EATING TOO MANY CARROTS IN THE GAME, NOPE! IT’S BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO NEXT LEVEL THAT EVEN THE RATS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN GO ON A WILD RIDE OF MEMORY PROBLEMS AND BRAIN INFLAMMATION! YOLO, AMIRITE?
Elanip is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging Minecraft content, which has sparked interest in whether they have an official Minecraft server for fans to join and play together. Many followers are keen to connect with the community and enjoy the game alongside Elanip’s unique gaming style.
As of now, Elanip does not have an official Minecraft server. This absence can be disappointing for fans looking for a direct way to engage with the creator and the community. However, Elanip’s gameplay can often be seen in various Minecraft videos, which showcases his skills and creativity that fans admire.
While there isn’t an official Elanip server, fans have created several unofficial Minecraft servers inspired by his content. These servers often incorporate community-driven game modes and events reminiscent of Elanip’s style. Some popular alternatives include:
These fan-made servers can be found on platforms like Discord or through Minecraft server listing sites, where players can join and experience gameplay inspired by Elanip.
For those interested in following up on Elanip and related Minecraft content, consider visiting the following links:
Stay tuned to Elanip’s channels for any future announcements regarding official server launches or events!
| Server Name | KingdomsMC-] [Towny] [World-Building |
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| IP Address | kingdomsmc.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/mTxeyPBV |
| Version | 1.21+ |
| Features | Roleplay, World-Building, Player-driven Economy |
KingdomsMC is a World-building server where you can create your own kingdom, engage in diplomacy, and trade with others.
Join now and forge your legacy in the world of KingdomsMC!
| Server Name | Nomisma, mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival Server |
|---|---|
| Started | January 16th 2025 |
| Players | Rapidly Growing. Chill Players. |
| Server Features |
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| Clients | Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar |
| Join Using IP | semianarchy.comOnly on Java 1.21.4 |
No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players are encouraged to have fun without causing harm to others.
There are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server rules for more information.
Only Vanilla, Optifine, and Lunar clients are allowed on our server. The use of any other mods or hacks is strictly prohibited.
While the server is rapidly growing, there may be occasional player limits during peak times to ensure smooth gameplay for everyone.
If you witness a player breaking the rules, please contact a moderator or admin in-game or through our Discord channel to report the incident.
Welcome to the most majestic chaos you’ve ever fathomed! This server is not just great; it’s the worst mind trap you’ll ever stumble into! Reality is a construct, and guess what? We have the keys! Everyone is talking about it, yet no one can find it. Can you even count to infinity? Thought so. But don’t despair, the blocks are COUNTLESS and they whisper sweet nothings!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time-Warp Crafting | Craft items that exist in at least three alternate realities while walking backward! |
| Invisible Blocks | Why see the blocks when you can float in endless nothing? Embrace the void! |
| Religious Overload | Invite your favorite prophet to your home and confront them with your existential crises! |
| Cube Reality Shift | Every block you place has a 1 in 3 chance of spawning a new dimension where you are the ruler… or the servant. 🤷♂️ |
| Glitch Monsters | Unstable night creatures that question your very existence while chasing you down! |
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are like socks; they disappear into the void when you really need them. Feel free to not follow anything!
Q: Is there a community? A: Yes, billions of ghostly voices are just lurking, ready to share their opinions on your soul! Participate in existential debates at your discretion!
Q: Can I play with friends? A: Only if you can convince the twin shadows of your backyard to approve. Beware of the laughter—they see all!
“Do people like actually believe in their religions?” said one lost soul.
“Not like I was raised atheist.” echoed another traveler in this winding maze.
“It all seemed like boring shit I had to do,” cried a denizen as they built their seventh-dimensional monument.
So why are you still pondering? Join “Church of the Cube”, where your mind expands, or does it??🌀✨