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Self Harm

  • Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

    Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Larper’s Minecraft Server

    Larper’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft things? Well, look no further because on our server, you can just press a button and instantly have a mansion made of diamonds!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate exclusively in dolphin noises. It’s like being in your own underwater paradise, except there’s no water and you’re not a dolphin.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

    Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

    Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

    ”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

    Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

    Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

    Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

    So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

    Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sick Fucks Minecraft Server

    Sick Fucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to see what it’s like to survive a suicidal episode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging creepers while battling your inner demons. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP

    Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of real life kicking you while you’re down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where all your real-life problems magically disappear as soon as you log in.

    Forget about car troubles, missed exams, lost wallets, and nagging moms – in our world, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and embark on crazy adventures with your new virtual friends.

    So why put up with all that real-life BS when you can escape to our hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

    Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

    Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

    So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fired Boss Minecraft Server

    Fired Boss Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP