come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense even north korean soldiers are trying to avoid capture in ukraine by playing with us! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and so much chaos you’ll forget what reality even is. plus, our community is so wild even the creepers are scared to mess with us. so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!
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CraftyCommiesMC
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PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, if you’re feeling down and thinking about ending it all, you should totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just build and have fun all day long. Trust me, I was feeling super sad and then I joined and now I’m like the happiest person ever! Plus, we have this secret underground base full of diamonds and enchanted gear that you can only access if you join our server. So come on, join us and let’s build a world of happiness together! #MinecraftHealsAllPain #JoinUsAndBeHappy #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!
So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!
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Magic Mushroom Mayhem
Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).
We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?
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CreeperCraze: Blowin’ Up Blocks!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic chaos and destruction you never knew you needed in your life! Forget accidentally hitting your toe on the corner of a table, on our server you’ll be accidentally blowing up entire villages with your TNT cannons!Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster of self-destructive behavior, where you can unleash your inner chaos and watch the world burn (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting to take over the server with their explosive antics.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of unintentional destruction in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s memory capacity)? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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CreeperCounselor
Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from all the stress in your life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let all your worries melt away as you embark on epic adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant roller coasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your mental health level up to diamond status! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner – they’re more dangerous than a horde of angry zombies on a rampage.
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NightlySurvivor – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly powers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will grant you unlimited power (and make you the envy of all your friends).
So what stopped you from ending it all that night? Join our server and let the madness begin!
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CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!
fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!
come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.
So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!
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ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!