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BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

bacon, bacon and health., bacon benefits, bacon consumption, bacon diet, bacon eaters, bacon enthusiasts, bacon lovers, BaconCraft, dietary choices, eating habits, explosion prevention, explosion risk, explosions, food choices, risk factors, Safety, Safety Measures, safety statistics, self-harm prevention, self-harm statistics, statistics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!

PineapplePizzaMC Server

controversial toppings, culinary choices, debate, divisive toppings, Food, food debates, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Hot Topic, opinion, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple lovers, PineapplePizzaMC, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, popular toppings, Server, unconventional toppings

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Mines Excavated:	3909
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true beauty of pineapple on pizza? Well, look no further because our server is a pineapple paradise! Join us and experience the joy of building your own pineapple pizza castle, complete with a moat of marinara sauce and pepperoni guard towers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of pizza-loving villagers who have mastered the art of pizza crafting. They will teach you how to create the perfect pizza toppings using only the finest ingredients found in the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant the eater eternal happiness and unlimited pizza toppings for life. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with pineapple-hating creepers who will stop at nothing to keep the Golden Pineapple for themselves.

So come join us on our pineapple pizza adventure and let your taste buds (and creativity) run wild! Who needs diamonds when you have a slice of pineapple pizza in hand?

RedditLegendsCraft

best of reddit, famous reddit posts, iconic posts, iconic reddit threads, internet history, legendary threads, memorable discussions, most legendary threads, must-read threads, popular discussions, reddit, reddit classics, reddit gems, reddit history, reddit lore, reddit nostalgia, RedditLegendsCraft, top reddit threads, top threads, unforgettable threads, viral content

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges.

Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out with us. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

But that’s not all! Our community is so awesome, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

Canadian society, Canadians, CraftyCanuckz, economic disparity, financial struggle, income inequality, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty crisis, poverty in Canada, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty rate, poverty research, poverty statistics, poverty trends, PovertyFree, Report, Social Issues, statistics, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?

our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.

CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!

SisCraft: No Maid of Honor Drama

Childhood, Communication, Drama, emotional baggage, ENGAGEMENT, family, favoritism, forgiveness, Honor, love, Maid, maid of honor, parents, regret, rejection, relationships, Resentment, self reflection, sibling, SisCraft, sister, strained relationship, Wedding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Star Shards Collected:	243	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	489492
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a sibling rivalry like no other.

Are you tired of boring servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that would make even the Kardashians jealous. Witness the epic saga of two sisters torn apart by favoritism and betrayal, all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wedding feud that puts reality TV to shame. Will you be the maid of honor who saves the day, or will you be accused of being just like the parents who caused all the drama in the first place?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love. Just remember, in this world, you never know who might turn against you next.

WeirdTube Minecraft Server

atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, Favorite, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Server, strange, TOPICS, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, Videos, watch, weird, WeirdTube

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9294	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the sheer awesomeness of it all that they never wanted to leave. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds, and even battle a dragon that shoots out kittens instead of fireballs. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CouplesCraft Bed Wars

back sleeping, Bed.., bedroom tips, bedtime routine, comfort, Communication, couples, CouplesCraft, Cuddling, Intimacy, love, mattress, physical connection, relationship advice, romantic ideas, side sleeping, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping positions, spooning, stomach sleeping, underrated bed position, Wars

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	111
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Towns Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the most underrated bed position for couples – the “Tango Twist”! Watch as your Minecraft avatar gets tangled up in knots with your partner in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Who knew virtual beds could be so much fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? One thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, Bolivia, catholic church, child abuse, Corruption, cover up, crimes, Exploitation, Holycraft, investigation, Jesuit Order, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, Priest, religious institution, scandal, Server, sexual abuse

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so wild, it makes a pedophile priest in Bolivia look tame? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Jesuit Order as you navigate through hidden temples and treacherous caves. But be careful, because you never know what kind of scandalous cover-ups you might stumble upon!

With custom plugins and wacky events, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the banned players go to plot their revenge. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and face the wrath of the banned?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little scandalous, but hey, that’s just all part of the fun!