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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4619 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.
