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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9084 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 5334 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.
so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!