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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2779 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.
so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!