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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5872 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4810 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 551683 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.
so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!