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ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition
haha u know what’s even more shaved? this epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking sheep that give u advice on how to build the sickest treehouse. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on them. trust me, u won’t find a server crazier than this one. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky stuff together! -
InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.
so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?
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SisterSassCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speech issues are a thing of the past! Join us and let your creativity flow without any judgment or pressure to pronounce things perfectly.Imagine a world where you can build magnificent structures without worrying about saying “Michelle” correctly. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their speech abilities.
But beware, our server is so welcoming that even grandparents might offer to pay for a name change! And who knows, maybe your parents will start blaming you for building the wrong blocks instead of mispronouncing names.
So come join us on this wild adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not how you say “shell” or “Michelle”. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, stutter and all!
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TattooedCraft
yo, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns we got creepers and instead of rainbows we got lava pits. but dont worry, u gonna have a blast!imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!
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CreeperBeGone Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living in a world without a theme song? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: every time you log on, a choir of Minecraft villagers will serenade you with a personalized anthem that perfectly captures the essence of your existence. Whether you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers, your theme song will be there to pump you up and keep you motivated. So why settle for a mundane life when you can have a soundtrack that’s as epic as your adventures in the blocky world? Join our server now and let the music of your life begin! -
ExGFpaintingGoneLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.
And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!
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TattooHate19_GF18_Minecraft
Are you tired of dealing with drama over tattoos in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where tattoos don’t exist and everyone gets along! No more awkward conversations about ink, just pure, tattoo-free fun!Join us and escape the tattoo drama like a pro! Build your own ink-free world and never worry about upsetting your girlfriend over body art again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations out of pure respect for your tattoo-free lifestyle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the tattoo drama behind!

